The alpha zombie in 28 Years Later is the hottest “hear me out…” of the summer
July 2, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The alpha zombie in 28 Years Later is the hottest “hear me out…” of the summer
Driving to my boyfriend’s house at 4am to put on his clothes, use his toothpaste and face wash and wake him up getting into bed despite me having my own home to do all these things in
April 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Driving to my boyfriend’s house at 4am to put on his clothes, use his toothpaste and face wash and wake him up getting into bed despite me having my own home to do all these things in
I am once again sleeping on the couch at the Chicago squat house………but it’s a good couch
March 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I am once again sleeping on the couch at the Chicago squat house………but it’s a good couch
I regret to inform everyone i really do love the baldies. A pattern has been established and observed, nothing more I can do
March 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I regret to inform everyone i really do love the baldies. A pattern has been established and observed, nothing more I can do
Banging one out to Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring
February 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Banging one out to Stravinsky’s Rite of Spring
Me on the Amtrak: “I think….I think I’m gonna be okay :-)”
February 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Me on the Amtrak: “I think….I think I’m gonna be okay :-)”
Looking up a man’s comedy YouTube channel he’s advertising on his tinder profile
February 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Looking up a man’s comedy YouTube channel he’s advertising on his tinder profile
Sometimes I wonder if my mission each day is to figure out how to make myself feel as worse as possible
February 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sometimes I wonder if my mission each day is to figure out how to make myself feel as worse as possible
Being a bitchy lil cunt tn, what’s new
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Being a bitchy lil cunt tn, what’s new
Being emo in the woods again
January 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Being emo in the woods again
As a kid I always thought Skeletor was sexy and not much has changed since then
January 24, 2025 at 9:42 AM
As a kid I always thought Skeletor was sexy and not much has changed since then
Watching horse farrier videos again don’t call don’t text
January 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Watching horse farrier videos again don’t call don’t text
I’m gearing up to ghost another therapist and feeling good about it all
January 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m gearing up to ghost another therapist and feeling good about it all
Saw Nosferatu tonight and he reminded me of my ex except Nosferatu—the rotting demon corpse—is significantly more charismatic than him
January 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Saw Nosferatu tonight and he reminded me of my ex except Nosferatu—the rotting demon corpse—is significantly more charismatic than him
Fuck!!!! Okay!!!!
January 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Fuck!!!! Okay!!!!
U may not like it but this is what 2 cigs and lemon curd looks like
December 25, 2024 at 3:06 AM
U may not like it but this is what 2 cigs and lemon curd looks like
Found this on Auntie’s bedside table tn and she said “oh yea that’s Snoop on the Stoop.” She’s 91
December 23, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Found this on Auntie’s bedside table tn and she said “oh yea that’s Snoop on the Stoop.” She’s 91
Left my bedroom door open and now it smell like beef in here smh
December 12, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Left my bedroom door open and now it smell like beef in here smh
They hate to see a beautiful bitch eat a meijer rotisserie chicken with their bare hands in the parking lot
December 5, 2024 at 1:12 AM
They hate to see a beautiful bitch eat a meijer rotisserie chicken with their bare hands in the parking lot
Pissin hellfire in God’s Country (getting a UTI in Texarkana)
November 30, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Pissin hellfire in God’s Country (getting a UTI in Texarkana)
When she got that tight pussy 😮💨🙏🏻😩 (pelvic floor dysfunction)
November 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
When she got that tight pussy 😮💨🙏🏻😩 (pelvic floor dysfunction)
Thank u Buck 😳🙏🏻😌 in good hands fr
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Thank u Buck 😳🙏🏻😌 in good hands fr
Cowards will never join bluesky because there’s no private option
November 22, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Cowards will never join bluesky because there’s no private option
Ain’t no way his ass just put on 300 😡😡😩
November 21, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Ain’t no way his ass just put on 300 😡😡😩
The instagram tarot readers are assuring me he will call and profess his love to me in 100 seconds if I like, share, and listen to Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” on repeat
November 20, 2024 at 5:21 AM
The instagram tarot readers are assuring me he will call and profess his love to me in 100 seconds if I like, share, and listen to Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” on repeat