Ratchet_996
@ratchet996.bsky.social
A small time animator, writer, and artist. Also a dog parent. My YouTube is the same name.
Ladies, while you’re sexting your man, I’m out here seducing him the good old fashioned way :
Note : it took three minutes of him typing and deleting to get a hesitant congrats
#couplegoals #relationshipadvice
Note : it took three minutes of him typing and deleting to get a hesitant congrats
#couplegoals #relationshipadvice
April 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Ladies, while you’re sexting your man, I’m out here seducing him the good old fashioned way :
Note : it took three minutes of him typing and deleting to get a hesitant congrats
#couplegoals #relationshipadvice
Note : it took three minutes of him typing and deleting to get a hesitant congrats
#couplegoals #relationshipadvice
Boyfriend : So, what’s your family like?
Me :
Me :
a man singing into a microphone with the words now we don 't have time to unpack all of that below him
ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words now we don 't have time to unpack all of that below him
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Boyfriend : So, what’s your family like?
Me :
Me :
Auntie : Why do you have anxiety? You’re young and smart! You shouldn’t be anxious.
*Me trying to explain to my Auntie for the 100th time* :
*Me trying to explain to my Auntie for the 100th time* :
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and says i am very small and i have no money
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and says i am very small and i have no money
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Auntie : Why do you have anxiety? You’re young and smart! You shouldn’t be anxious.
*Me trying to explain to my Auntie for the 100th time* :
*Me trying to explain to my Auntie for the 100th time* :
@glitchprod.com Do y’all ever accept story idea pitches from the regular average dork? If so, where would one submit one? Asking for a friend.
Huge fan of your work though! Your art style and storytelling is immaculate!
Huge fan of your work though! Your art style and storytelling is immaculate!
March 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
@glitchprod.com Do y’all ever accept story idea pitches from the regular average dork? If so, where would one submit one? Asking for a friend.
Huge fan of your work though! Your art style and storytelling is immaculate!
Huge fan of your work though! Your art style and storytelling is immaculate!
People say that to truly enjoy life, you must celebrate the little wins. Today I was able to grab my dogs toes without him flinching. I am very pleased. #puppymama #cutepuppy #happy #littlethings #lifeadvice
February 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
People say that to truly enjoy life, you must celebrate the little wins. Today I was able to grab my dogs toes without him flinching. I am very pleased. #puppymama #cutepuppy #happy #littlethings #lifeadvice
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
A little note from your favorite food service worker, if you're out here getting your partner fast food today, just know that we're ALL disappointed in you. #valentinesday #valentine #humor #kindaseriousthough #relationships #couples #love #romance #food #fastfood
A little note from your favorite food service worker, if you're out here getting your partner fast food today, just know that we're ALL disappointed in you. #valentinesday #valentine #humor #kindaseriousthough #relationships #couples #love #romance #food #fastfood
February 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!
A little note from your favorite food service worker, if you're out here getting your partner fast food today, just know that we're ALL disappointed in you. #valentinesday #valentine #humor #kindaseriousthough #relationships #couples #love #romance #food #fastfood
A little note from your favorite food service worker, if you're out here getting your partner fast food today, just know that we're ALL disappointed in you. #valentinesday #valentine #humor #kindaseriousthough #relationships #couples #love #romance #food #fastfood
PSA of my last post : the child is FINE. . . For now. . . #jokes #humor #funnyanimals #puppy #parenting
February 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
PSA of my last post : the child is FINE. . . For now. . . #jokes #humor #funnyanimals #puppy #parenting
Anyone look lovingly at their pet like " if you shit on my carpet on more time, I will throw you off the balcony🥰" in a motherly affection kind of sense? Just me? #pets #funnyanimals #kids #relatable #lmao
February 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Anyone look lovingly at their pet like " if you shit on my carpet on more time, I will throw you off the balcony🥰" in a motherly affection kind of sense? Just me? #pets #funnyanimals #kids #relatable #lmao
Shoutout to blacksteelgajeel on tumble for the original idea but hear me out :
- A lone pirate (I’m feeling like a mixture of #elizabethswan ‘s intelligence and #jacksparrow ‘s fashion and ability to somehow always get
- A lone pirate (I’m feeling like a mixture of #elizabethswan ‘s intelligence and #jacksparrow ‘s fashion and ability to somehow always get
February 4, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Shoutout to blacksteelgajeel on tumble for the original idea but hear me out :
- A lone pirate (I’m feeling like a mixture of #elizabethswan ‘s intelligence and #jacksparrow ‘s fashion and ability to somehow always get
- A lone pirate (I’m feeling like a mixture of #elizabethswan ‘s intelligence and #jacksparrow ‘s fashion and ability to somehow always get
No one :
Why are you broke?
Me :
Because my roommate is allergic to cinnamon
#witchsky #pagansky #witchhumor #jokes
Why are you broke?
Me :
Because my roommate is allergic to cinnamon
#witchsky #pagansky #witchhumor #jokes
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
No one :
Why are you broke?
Me :
Because my roommate is allergic to cinnamon
#witchsky #pagansky #witchhumor #jokes
Why are you broke?
Me :
Because my roommate is allergic to cinnamon
#witchsky #pagansky #witchhumor #jokes
Anyone else wish there was a dating app but for covens? I hate being a solitary witch, my work mostly surrounds other peoples energy, but I’m in a new area and I don’t talk to my old coven anymore. Petition to make it happen?
#witchsky #pagansky #witchcraft #covens #pagan #witch #appidea
#witchsky #pagansky #witchcraft #covens #pagan #witch #appidea
January 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Legit question:
How do you know which deity, if any, is contacting you? I’ve been dealing with an urge to make an altar, dealing with animals more (mostly dogs) and an urge for intimacy. My mind says maybe it’s Lady Aphrodite, especially with the music I’ve been listening to, but idk. Please help.
How do you know which deity, if any, is contacting you? I’ve been dealing with an urge to make an altar, dealing with animals more (mostly dogs) and an urge for intimacy. My mind says maybe it’s Lady Aphrodite, especially with the music I’ve been listening to, but idk. Please help.
January 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Legit question:
How do you know which deity, if any, is contacting you? I’ve been dealing with an urge to make an altar, dealing with animals more (mostly dogs) and an urge for intimacy. My mind says maybe it’s Lady Aphrodite, especially with the music I’ve been listening to, but idk. Please help.
How do you know which deity, if any, is contacting you? I’ve been dealing with an urge to make an altar, dealing with animals more (mostly dogs) and an urge for intimacy. My mind says maybe it’s Lady Aphrodite, especially with the music I’ve been listening to, but idk. Please help.