Rate My Sausage
@ratemysausage.bsky.social
I'm Simon I write the world's 2nd best sausages website...also Dad, 22 years RAF, GYO, Heineken fan...promoting proper butchers & produce. MH worker.
23 Simon (1) @RateMySausage 6.50#
Blatant disregard for the rules cost this charlatan dear, and rightly so. A bounder and a blackguard. Down with this kind of thing!
See you next year.
Blatant disregard for the rules cost this charlatan dear, and rightly so. A bounder and a blackguard. Down with this kind of thing!
See you next year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
23 Simon (1) @RateMySausage 6.50#
Blatant disregard for the rules cost this charlatan dear, and rightly so. A bounder and a blackguard. Down with this kind of thing!
See you next year.
Blatant disregard for the rules cost this charlatan dear, and rightly so. A bounder and a blackguard. Down with this kind of thing!
See you next year.
22 Matt (4) @Matt_williams69 7.02
Tasty looking Lorne sausage was the star turn on Matt's plate.
Tasty looking Lorne sausage was the star turn on Matt's plate.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
22 Matt (4) @Matt_williams69 7.02
Tasty looking Lorne sausage was the star turn on Matt's plate.
Tasty looking Lorne sausage was the star turn on Matt's plate.
21 Pedro (7) @pedrobacon 7.04##
Another barbecue masterclass from Pedro, including some lush-looking bubble and squeak.
Another barbecue masterclass from Pedro, including some lush-looking bubble and squeak.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
21 Pedro (7) @pedrobacon 7.04##
Another barbecue masterclass from Pedro, including some lush-looking bubble and squeak.
Another barbecue masterclass from Pedro, including some lush-looking bubble and squeak.
20 Tim (17) @timinbrum 7.31
A fry-off cook who doesn't eat eggs always has their work cut out. Tim stuck to his guns and served up a juicy work of (eggless) art.
A fry-off cook who doesn't eat eggs always has their work cut out. Tim stuck to his guns and served up a juicy work of (eggless) art.
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
20 Tim (17) @timinbrum 7.31
A fry-off cook who doesn't eat eggs always has their work cut out. Tim stuck to his guns and served up a juicy work of (eggless) art.
A fry-off cook who doesn't eat eggs always has their work cut out. Tim stuck to his guns and served up a juicy work of (eggless) art.
19 JJ (14) @JJ95994260 7.32
Shocked the world by offering liver, and most of the world was OK with it. Kick-ass black pudding.
Shocked the world by offering liver, and most of the world was OK with it. Kick-ass black pudding.
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
19 JJ (14) @JJ95994260 7.32
Shocked the world by offering liver, and most of the world was OK with it. Kick-ass black pudding.
Shocked the world by offering liver, and most of the world was OK with it. Kick-ass black pudding.
18 Anon A (6) 7.43
Served in a skillet which, amazingly, people didn't mind. And a debut for Tiroler Grostl in fry-off history.
Served in a skillet which, amazingly, people didn't mind. And a debut for Tiroler Grostl in fry-off history.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
18 Anon A (6) 7.43
Served in a skillet which, amazingly, people didn't mind. And a debut for Tiroler Grostl in fry-off history.
Served in a skillet which, amazingly, people didn't mind. And a debut for Tiroler Grostl in fry-off history.
17 Sean (15) @coloradosean.bsky.social 7.58
Look out for grizzly bears! A smashing take on the fried breakfast from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Look out for grizzly bears! A smashing take on the fried breakfast from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
17 Sean (15) @coloradosean.bsky.social 7.58
Look out for grizzly bears! A smashing take on the fried breakfast from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
Look out for grizzly bears! A smashing take on the fried breakfast from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean.
16 Neil (22) @RedVRover 7.63
Fab-u-lous fried bread, and Lancashire haggis, who knew? Apparently they migrate south for a few months each year.
Fab-u-lous fried bread, and Lancashire haggis, who knew? Apparently they migrate south for a few months each year.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
16 Neil (22) @RedVRover 7.63
Fab-u-lous fried bread, and Lancashire haggis, who knew? Apparently they migrate south for a few months each year.
Fab-u-lous fried bread, and Lancashire haggis, who knew? Apparently they migrate south for a few months each year.
15 Stevie (8) @Essexbeano 7.71
Locally grown tea caused a stir (Boom! Boom!). Lovely provenance, delightful presentation.
Locally grown tea caused a stir (Boom! Boom!). Lovely provenance, delightful presentation.
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
15 Stevie (8) @Essexbeano 7.71
Locally grown tea caused a stir (Boom! Boom!). Lovely provenance, delightful presentation.
Locally grown tea caused a stir (Boom! Boom!). Lovely provenance, delightful presentation.
14 Billie (12) @spitfire_bill 7.73
Immaculate meat items on the Kentish plate. Billie dared to dream by adding superb-looking chips, but subsequently Billie got done dirty...
Immaculate meat items on the Kentish plate. Billie dared to dream by adding superb-looking chips, but subsequently Billie got done dirty...
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
14 Billie (12) @spitfire_bill 7.73
Immaculate meat items on the Kentish plate. Billie dared to dream by adding superb-looking chips, but subsequently Billie got done dirty...
Immaculate meat items on the Kentish plate. Billie dared to dream by adding superb-looking chips, but subsequently Billie got done dirty...
13 Wally (18) @wallybasoum 7.79
The New Zealand masterpiece with the 6,000 word description. Wally loves the fry-off, and the fry-off loves him. Sage on yer eggs?
The New Zealand masterpiece with the 6,000 word description. Wally loves the fry-off, and the fry-off loves him. Sage on yer eggs?
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
13 Wally (18) @wallybasoum 7.79
The New Zealand masterpiece with the 6,000 word description. Wally loves the fry-off, and the fry-off loves him. Sage on yer eggs?
The New Zealand masterpiece with the 6,000 word description. Wally loves the fry-off, and the fry-off loves him. Sage on yer eggs?
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
11 Rich (5) @sonofmitsis 8.00
Home cured back bacon, and treacle cured bacon from the butcher, what a treat. Double-buttered fried bread to boost the immune system!
Home cured back bacon, and treacle cured bacon from the butcher, what a treat. Double-buttered fried bread to boost the immune system!
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
11 Rich (5) @sonofmitsis 8.00
Home cured back bacon, and treacle cured bacon from the butcher, what a treat. Double-buttered fried bread to boost the immune system!
Home cured back bacon, and treacle cured bacon from the butcher, what a treat. Double-buttered fried bread to boost the immune system!
10 Paul (2) @sospainter 8.06
Superbly girthy bangers, and outstanding bubble and squeak.
Superbly girthy bangers, and outstanding bubble and squeak.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
10 Paul (2) @sospainter 8.06
Superbly girthy bangers, and outstanding bubble and squeak.
Superbly girthy bangers, and outstanding bubble and squeak.
9 Simon (11) @LittleVillan71 8.09
Never disappoints, bacon rind a sensation, fried bread in bacon, tomato, and black pud juices.
Never disappoints, bacon rind a sensation, fried bread in bacon, tomato, and black pud juices.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
9 Simon (11) @LittleVillan71 8.09
Never disappoints, bacon rind a sensation, fried bread in bacon, tomato, and black pud juices.
Never disappoints, bacon rind a sensation, fried bread in bacon, tomato, and black pud juices.
7= Mark (3) @_thunderousthum 8.11
Displayed Susan's bloomers! And won rave reviews for individual potato cake pans.
Displayed Susan's bloomers! And won rave reviews for individual potato cake pans.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
7= Mark (3) @_thunderousthum 8.11
Displayed Susan's bloomers! And won rave reviews for individual potato cake pans.
Displayed Susan's bloomers! And won rave reviews for individual potato cake pans.
7= George (23) @TravellingLoad1 8.11
Seasoned campaigner with another great entry. Was the plate vintage Wedgwood or nicked from Wetherspoon's?
Seasoned campaigner with another great entry. Was the plate vintage Wedgwood or nicked from Wetherspoon's?
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
7= George (23) @TravellingLoad1 8.11
Seasoned campaigner with another great entry. Was the plate vintage Wedgwood or nicked from Wetherspoon's?
Seasoned campaigner with another great entry. Was the plate vintage Wedgwood or nicked from Wetherspoon's?
5= Doctor M (19) @myfoodhunt 8.21
Mister Massive Plate returned. Fruitpig goodness, triple bangers, bubble, lovely.
Mister Massive Plate returned. Fruitpig goodness, triple bangers, bubble, lovely.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
5= Doctor M (19) @myfoodhunt 8.21
Mister Massive Plate returned. Fruitpig goodness, triple bangers, bubble, lovely.
Mister Massive Plate returned. Fruitpig goodness, triple bangers, bubble, lovely.
5= Dawn (9) @DawnVanstone 8.21
Bacon seeds, double-yolker debate (one egg or two?), superb provenance.
Bacon seeds, double-yolker debate (one egg or two?), superb provenance.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
5= Dawn (9) @DawnVanstone 8.21
Bacon seeds, double-yolker debate (one egg or two?), superb provenance.
Bacon seeds, double-yolker debate (one egg or two?), superb provenance.
4 Linda (21) @cerelin 8.40
Shaggy ink cap alert! Sweet chilli and honey mustard bacon, specially made by the butcher.
Shaggy ink cap alert! Sweet chilli and honey mustard bacon, specially made by the butcher.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
4 Linda (21) @cerelin 8.40
Shaggy ink cap alert! Sweet chilli and honey mustard bacon, specially made by the butcher.
Shaggy ink cap alert! Sweet chilli and honey mustard bacon, specially made by the butcher.
3 Mark (20) @markdodd1310 8.77
Home-cured ns smoked bacon, elite level bean barrier, all supervised by the ever-hopeful Tommy dog. People's vote winner, ace!
Home-cured ns smoked bacon, elite level bean barrier, all supervised by the ever-hopeful Tommy dog. People's vote winner, ace!
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
3 Mark (20) @markdodd1310 8.77
Home-cured ns smoked bacon, elite level bean barrier, all supervised by the ever-hopeful Tommy dog. People's vote winner, ace!
Home-cured ns smoked bacon, elite level bean barrier, all supervised by the ever-hopeful Tommy dog. People's vote winner, ace!
2 Carl (16) @nature_carl 8.82
Big plateful of local loveliness, showcased vegetable roll, a NI speciality.
Big plateful of local loveliness, showcased vegetable roll, a NI speciality.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
2 Carl (16) @nature_carl 8.82
Big plateful of local loveliness, showcased vegetable roll, a NI speciality.
Big plateful of local loveliness, showcased vegetable roll, a NI speciality.
The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition
Here are all the plates from the fry-off, starting of course with our worthy winner.
1 Tim (Day 13) @TruckerTimmy75 8.84
“Trucker Timmy Rides Again!” he proclaimed. And this time he was riding the winner, well played me old son!
Here are all the plates from the fry-off, starting of course with our worthy winner.
1 Tim (Day 13) @TruckerTimmy75 8.84
“Trucker Timmy Rides Again!” he proclaimed. And this time he was riding the winner, well played me old son!
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition
Here are all the plates from the fry-off, starting of course with our worthy winner.
1 Tim (Day 13) @TruckerTimmy75 8.84
“Trucker Timmy Rides Again!” he proclaimed. And this time he was riding the winner, well played me old son!
Here are all the plates from the fry-off, starting of course with our worthy winner.
1 Tim (Day 13) @TruckerTimmy75 8.84
“Trucker Timmy Rides Again!” he proclaimed. And this time he was riding the winner, well played me old son!
Scoring for the 2025 Rate My Sausage Fried Breakfast Competition is now closed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Scoring for the 2025 Rate My Sausage Fried Breakfast Competition is now closed.
The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition
Day 23/23 George - @TravellingLoad1
Score from 1 to 10 (on this tweet only) & comment if you wish.
Please read the description (last pic).
Feel free to RT.
#ShopLocal #ProperButcher
Day 23/23 George - @TravellingLoad1
Score from 1 to 10 (on this tweet only) & comment if you wish.
Please read the description (last pic).
Feel free to RT.
#ShopLocal #ProperButcher
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The 2025 RMS Fried Breakfast Competition
Day 23/23 George - @TravellingLoad1
Score from 1 to 10 (on this tweet only) & comment if you wish.
Please read the description (last pic).
Feel free to RT.
#ShopLocal #ProperButcher
Day 23/23 George - @TravellingLoad1
Score from 1 to 10 (on this tweet only) & comment if you wish.
Please read the description (last pic).
Feel free to RT.
#ShopLocal #ProperButcher