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@ratgirl.monster
Staff Frotting Engineer 👁️ Feral Trans Girl (skittish and food motivated) 🏳️⚧️ 👁️ Chaos Mom 👁️ NSFW 18+
a problematic SAGE gap when she penetrates your air defenses, and intercepts your retaliatory strike
January 22, 2026 at 1:09 AM
a problematic SAGE gap when she penetrates your air defenses, and intercepts your retaliatory strike
there's a dog labeler? 👀
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 AM
there's a dog labeler? 👀
"avoidance is a form of rumination"
I'm glad I was sitting, because that line hit hard
I'm glad I was sitting, because that line hit hard
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"avoidance is a form of rumination"
I'm glad I was sitting, because that line hit hard
I'm glad I was sitting, because that line hit hard
now that's what I call Tuesday
January 20, 2026 at 6:20 PM
now that's what I call Tuesday
maybe women's deodorant just sucks, because hear me out: it was an ex boyfriend wearing old spice 😵💫🥵
January 20, 2026 at 7:34 AM
maybe women's deodorant just sucks, because hear me out: it was an ex boyfriend wearing old spice 😵💫🥵
ngl, my first experience with armpits was actually somebody wearing deodorant, and I kinda liked it
January 20, 2026 at 4:48 AM
ngl, my first experience with armpits was actually somebody wearing deodorant, and I kinda liked it
But you could have a cheeky little bonus valerate injection as a treat instead!
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
But you could have a cheeky little bonus valerate injection as a treat instead!
did you just swap esters at your normal shot time?
January 16, 2026 at 6:10 AM
did you just swap esters at your normal shot time?
Were dawning on the year of the Linux desktop!
January 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Were dawning on the year of the Linux desktop!
in my defense, it's more comfortable and supportive than the bras I've been wearing for recovery. and my boobs look FANTASTIC in it
January 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
in my defense, it's more comfortable and supportive than the bras I've been wearing for recovery. and my boobs look FANTASTIC in it
crashing with ~~~ S T Y L E ~~~
January 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
crashing with ~~~ S T Y L E ~~~
usb-c is a wonder of the modern world, and this is a hill I will die on. nothing beats using the same charger over the span of an hour to charge my phone, a laptop, and power a soldering iron
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
usb-c is a wonder of the modern world, and this is a hill I will die on. nothing beats using the same charger over the span of an hour to charge my phone, a laptop, and power a soldering iron
"turn right after your suspension has bottomed out the third time"
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"turn right after your suspension has bottomed out the third time"
(it was a Merlin 410 with a feature pack 1. I'd never seen a Merlin in person, and didn't realize how tiny they were)
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
(it was a Merlin 410 with a feature pack 1. I'd never seen a Merlin in person, and didn't realize how tiny they were)
I swear, you'd think he kept it there on purpose woth how conspicuously inconspicuous it was
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I swear, you'd think he kept it there on purpose woth how conspicuously inconspicuous it was
Right! I was like, "I'm sure you get this all the time" but apparently not
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Right! I was like, "I'm sure you get this all the time" but apparently not