PoppetsPlayhouse
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I don’t post much but I love my dogs and my little freaky guys and my butch husband
So, it was actually diarrhea and it was a big ass stick. And then projectile diarrhea with more sticks. So today is both long and interesting
I love going to bed at 12 then waking up at 3 to clean up dog vomit so that way I can wake up at 6 :)
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
So, it was actually diarrhea and it was a big ass stick. And then projectile diarrhea with more sticks. So today is both long and interesting
I love going to bed at 12 then waking up at 3 to clean up dog vomit so that way I can wake up at 6 :)
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I love going to bed at 12 then waking up at 3 to clean up dog vomit so that way I can wake up at 6 :)
Thinking this chapter might end sooner than I wanted. I need the money but this is pure torture at this point
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Thinking this chapter might end sooner than I wanted. I need the money but this is pure torture at this point
Me: “is this a 5finger death punch song”?
Alex: “No babe, this is Cats the musical”
Alex: “No babe, this is Cats the musical”
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Me: “is this a 5finger death punch song”?
Alex: “No babe, this is Cats the musical”
Alex: “No babe, this is Cats the musical”
Me trying not to pass TF out in the living room. The girls (our dogs) thinking it’s play time and crawling all over my face
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Me trying not to pass TF out in the living room. The girls (our dogs) thinking it’s play time and crawling all over my face
Happy thanks giving Alex almost drove us into the median because she giggled at the thought of a wide penguin
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Happy thanks giving Alex almost drove us into the median because she giggled at the thought of a wide penguin
My wife calls me big danglers.. on account of my big danglers “my car ornaments”
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My wife calls me big danglers.. on account of my big danglers “my car ornaments”
No body talks about how good it feels to just be a fussy little baby and kick and scream and then just breath and recover. Like babies have it right
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No body talks about how good it feels to just be a fussy little baby and kick and scream and then just breath and recover. Like babies have it right
Alex said she wanted to suck my toes and is gaslighting me about not saying it
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Alex said she wanted to suck my toes and is gaslighting me about not saying it
Re-visiting the circle K where I had to wash my ass in the sink like 5 years ago…. Memories
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Re-visiting the circle K where I had to wash my ass in the sink like 5 years ago…. Memories
I would sob, cry and yell for just 3 days of break no work no projects just enjoyment with my wife
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I would sob, cry and yell for just 3 days of break no work no projects just enjoyment with my wife
Hot and sweaty in a bear suit
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hot and sweaty in a bear suit
My dogs smell like corn chips
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My dogs smell like corn chips
Licking split pea soup off of my wife’s bare chest
November 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Licking split pea soup off of my wife’s bare chest
I think one of the coolest parts of my life if my wife really is my best friend and makes my life so much better and funnier and happy
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think one of the coolest parts of my life if my wife really is my best friend and makes my life so much better and funnier and happy
I’m thirty and too full of water, I’ve thought about my skin so much it’s all itchy, I’m. Not in my own bed, the smell of food, the minute of sleep lost I keep thinking of. Random math equations
My feet are also too hot and too cold. I can feel the hair on my head blowing on my face, my ear hurts my shorts are too lose I can’t take my shirt off because I’m downstairs, I can smell my skin, I need to have a patch on my arm, I’m waiting for my bosses text , I want a shower to peel off my skin
Why I couldn’t sleep tonight round three!! I’m to aware of the skin on my feet and how it feels
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’m thirty and too full of water, I’ve thought about my skin so much it’s all itchy, I’m. Not in my own bed, the smell of food, the minute of sleep lost I keep thinking of. Random math equations
My feet are also too hot and too cold. I can feel the hair on my head blowing on my face, my ear hurts my shorts are too lose I can’t take my shirt off because I’m downstairs, I can smell my skin, I need to have a patch on my arm, I’m waiting for my bosses text , I want a shower to peel off my skin
Why I couldn’t sleep tonight round three!! I’m to aware of the skin on my feet and how it feels
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
My feet are also too hot and too cold. I can feel the hair on my head blowing on my face, my ear hurts my shorts are too lose I can’t take my shirt off because I’m downstairs, I can smell my skin, I need to have a patch on my arm, I’m waiting for my bosses text , I want a shower to peel off my skin
Why I couldn’t sleep tonight round three!! I’m to aware of the skin on my feet and how it feels
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Why I couldn’t sleep tonight round three!! I’m to aware of the skin on my feet and how it feels
Having a terrible sleep only to wake up with the worst tummy ache because my bitch ass drank “natures laxative” tea on accident
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Having a terrible sleep only to wake up with the worst tummy ache because my bitch ass drank “natures laxative” tea on accident
Happy birthday to the most amazing partner I could ever ask for I love you more than you could ever know. Thank you for all the support and love you have given me over the years. I love your humor, your can do spit and big heart. You deserve everything and more 🖤
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Happy birthday to the most amazing partner I could ever ask for I love you more than you could ever know. Thank you for all the support and love you have given me over the years. I love your humor, your can do spit and big heart. You deserve everything and more 🖤
One thing I really love about my wife is how flat she can get when she’s sleeping sometimes I can’t even find her in the bed
October 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
One thing I really love about my wife is how flat she can get when she’s sleeping sometimes I can’t even find her in the bed
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October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I miss my fucking wife 🥺🖤
October 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I miss my fucking wife 🥺🖤
Cleveland was nice but Jesus Christ the airport is gunna send me into a manic episode
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Cleveland was nice but Jesus Christ the airport is gunna send me into a manic episode