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Rattlesire
@rattlesire.bsky.social
Talent Manager | Maverick | UI/UX Developer | Poly 🏳️‍⚧️🐶 | He/Him | 🌟 Galaxy Knight 🌟| Sentient Cookie | Candy Corn Deliveries Are A Genuine Payment Option

I'm here to collect voice actors, authors and skills. You got 'em? I want 'em. Send 'em.
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Still setting everything up, but here's the gist of the network buckos!

Network ID: candivox.bsky.social
Personal: rattlesire.bsky.social
Talent Management: voicewriters.bsky.social
Game Development: TBA

This is so much work but that's why we run on Spite, Lamictal and Adderall 'round here.
applerankings.com/rating-system/

I think every website that claims it's a review site is required to use this site's delightful language for their delivery lest they wish to never be taken seriously.
How Apples Are Ranked - Apple Rankings by The Appleist Brian Frange - Frange 100Pt System
The Frange 100 point system for evaluating munching apples. In-depth criteria and rubric for how scores are determined.
applerankings.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
New Years stream will actually be set for Mon night, the 29th, due to me havin' to do work in the am for the rest of the week, so a bit earlier for celebrations but its aight. The game recommendation for the stream is... interesting to say the least. May also be doodling characters for folks!
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Holy FUCKING shit I just found my choir/theater teacher from high school in a fucking random Youtube short that came up. She's the one with the nerf gun: youtube.com/shorts/OCLSU...
Students:My teacher is very strict!😩The teacher:😎✌️#teacher #students #school #university #funny
YouTube video by Balen 25
youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Has anyone ever gotten one of those My Heritage DNA tests, and then proceeded to send in a swab of their cat's mouth or something instead?

I just wanna know.
December 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
People out here worried about AI mimicking things, meanwhile I want to know why the fuck Oreo Thins Irish Creme cookies taste and smell exactly like the drink, alcohol and all. This could be a literal placebo for AA. What the FUCK.
December 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I wonder if Glitch knows how much they make everyone against AI look like a hypocrite with each passing Digital Circus episode.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Anybody else find it weird that Santa Claus Comes to Town sounds like a stalker song that we sing so cheerfully?
December 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM
As I do every year, I'll be hosting my drunk new years stream over on Twitch, and I think you'll enjoy the co-hosts joining alongside.

Usually I like to play multi-player and retro games that we make multi-player, so... what's everyone feeling this year?
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Massive Black Friday boycott leads to steeper sales and less shoppers, which, totally cool--BUT.

I am fucking down for the businesses that said "What if we made Black Friday about shopping at black-owned businesses?"

And that goes so fucking hard. I'm so down.
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I would have gone to church for more than hot cocoa if the sermons had been written like a Hazbin Hotel episode or were being sung by Patrick Stump as Abel.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a villain I liked turned into an insect-hybrid as their Final Form, I'd have two nickels--which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Also I apologize for the silence I swear I'm not dead and your regular programming will return soon after these messages
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Thank you to @justicewashington.net for letting us use your excellent voice as inspiration for our drawings on today's Drawfee! youtu.be/JtSgFsqXorg
We Had to Turn This Pro VA's Voices into Characters (With Justice Washington!)
YouTube video by Drawfee Show
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
They made Vox racist enough to live up to the term 'white noise'.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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#hazbinhotels2 #humanalastor #alastor
redraws of this ultimate cutie pie ♥️🥹

⚠️ DO NOT GO TO HIS SHACK IN THE BAYOU 🩸🎑🏚️🐊💀
November 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
One of the major pitfalls of having ADHD is that if we lose interest or stimuli that results in our 100% Go-Go Attitude dipping in any capacity, we have zoned out and at worst, lost consciousness out of sheer boredom, regardless of just how interesting or engaging that thing we were doing was.
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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UPDATE! 🌹🎉

I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99

Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!

#Fantasy #Author
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ghosts are an invasive species.

Ghost sharks however, are not.
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM