Breaking every glass surface in like Alien Trilogy or Goldeneye

GamePro circa 1997:
Sound 4.5/5
Controls 3.5/5
Plot 5/5
Overall 4.5/5
Game of the month fully utilizing this generations audio encoding but controls feel dated. Totally forgiven by the entire game being loaded to ram

Internet vloggers and tabloid circa 2025:
*Six paragraphs detailing entire plot*

Be me
Walk in to a McD for the first time in a decade
Pay $10 per sandwich
Low quality sandwich burned on both sides. Cheese was mostly on the wrapper.
Decide not to return for the rest of my life

I'm really glad they think so

Delicious cedar plank fish but not the fancy kind

Geordi La Forge in main engineering during most engagements with the Borg

I could fix him ❤️

alt version
get on the couch, bro.

Id seen that and it's another reason why I like this. It is a snug gobbo!

Gus needs hot rat pit immediately

It contains a Berryman-Langford memetic kill agent that places unauthorized viewers into cardiac arrest as soon as the image is processed by the frontal cortex. Viewable only with one of two pairs of counter-memetic eyephones manufactured by Secure Cyber Protection Inc. possessed by MTF Iota-10

Clearly they've never watched Max Headroom.

It's wonderful, isn't it?

The bigger it is, the lower the stat investment is due to oxygenated blood allocation

Friday is no deodorant day
It's the rules

You will find my pits are a rare bouquet of dirty hydraulic grease. I don't know why but I smell like a mechanic and people always tell me that

I've got like a dozen half liter Mooseheads. Let's go!

All yours
Fresh from my shift!

Natural is best!
In spite of my length I am circumcised. Fun Canada fact is like 70% of males born before 1993 are. We had like twice the rate of America due to the expense being covered under socialized medicine. Sad.