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B Rat
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Gay Canadian Rat | High-T Content Ahead | 1990 | #NSFW ⚣ 🔞
Breaking every glass surface in like Alien Trilogy or Goldeneye
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
GamePro circa 1997:
Sound 4.5/5
Controls 3.5/5
Plot 5/5
Overall 4.5/5
Game of the month fully utilizing this generations audio encoding but controls feel dated. Totally forgiven by the entire game being loaded to ram

Internet vloggers and tabloid circa 2025:
*Six paragraphs detailing entire plot*
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Be me
Walk in to a McD for the first time in a decade
Pay $10 per sandwich
Low quality sandwich burned on both sides. Cheese was mostly on the wrapper.
Decide not to return for the rest of my life

I'm really glad they think so
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Delicious cedar plank fish but not the fancy kind
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Geordi La Forge in main engineering during most engagements with the Borg
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I could fix him ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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get on the couch, bro.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Id seen that and it's another reason why I like this. It is a snug gobbo!
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Gus needs hot rat pit immediately
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It contains a Berryman-Langford memetic kill agent that places unauthorized viewers into cardiac arrest as soon as the image is processed by the frontal cortex. Viewable only with one of two pairs of counter-memetic eyephones manufactured by Secure Cyber Protection Inc. possessed by MTF Iota-10
November 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Clearly they've never watched Max Headroom.

It's wonderful, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The bigger it is, the lower the stat investment is due to oxygenated blood allocation
November 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Friday is no deodorant day
It's the rules
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You will find my pits are a rare bouquet of dirty hydraulic grease. I don't know why but I smell like a mechanic and people always tell me that
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I've got like a dozen half liter Mooseheads. Let's go!
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
All yours
Fresh from my shift!
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Natural is best!
In spite of my length I am circumcised. Fun Canada fact is like 70% of males born before 1993 are. We had like twice the rate of America due to the expense being covered under socialized medicine. Sad.
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM