I’ll give you a million bucks if Ted was this direct with Trump. I’m sure he said something where he felt like he was way out on a limb (“Mr President Trump Sir…”) and I totally believe Trump told him to fuck off. But no way does Ted talk to his boss like this, telling him the unvarnished truth.

Wilmer Flores stan account

Head coach vacancies for each of the last two MVPs

I mean you’re right that they would upgrade over Mayer if they could. If the Royals wanted to trade Maikel for Duran they’d probably do it!

They have Nate Eaton already! An embarrassment of riches. (Plus, they can’t possibly prefer Baty to Marcelo Mayer after 200 at bats)

Bubic with only one year remaining pretty clearly a tier below those guys. Red Sox’ desperation levels have eased, I think this ship has sailed.

Submitting an amicus brief in support of your immediate release as we speak

Where can I stream this?

Sorbo in the Tommy Lee Jones Two Face fit should’ve been a giant flashing neon “delivery far from guaranteed” sign

They’re saying it doesn’t matter if Maduro was a bad guy

Nobody knows what this means because Trump doesn’t understand the complexities involved and frankly doesn’t give a shit about the details

Great quote but the second I read this, I know the story is basically useless:

Turning the #KavanaughStop on its head