The mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder."

My plan includes no premier primary informant coverage.

Look for the T-shirts in off-price retail stores by spring.

It's important to perfect your slow-motion walk before settling on theme music and recruiting a crew.

"And why can't we have Bibles in the womb?"

Dead Salmon Hats is the name of my new Nirvana tribute band.