I kinda wish you did sell a version of this that did feature full NSFW. :)

They're fake allies. Their stupid live-service video game is worth more to them then you. They aren't really your friends.

Just so you're aware. Now that you've consumed the slide, in the event of an emergency evacuation of the aircraft, *you* may be used a s flotation device. Thank you for your service, Tom.

Bullshit. Just say you want to infringe upon 1A for everyone.

This reads like a total troll

AOL Screen Names predated AIM but the screen names were basically the same thing

You're actually going through with this manufactured e-waste? Please reconsider this.

Cool. My worry is it's another Contra Operation Galuga situation where I question the value proposition. But if it's worth a few plays then yeah.

Doesn't*

I've had my eye on this. Would you say it's good?