Js. How tf can anyone eat a fried mushroom the size of a small cat? Srsly!

U know how ppl don’t judge - rite?
Umm. Pineapple?

Legal disclaimer: I put figs, and goat cheese, and prosciutto on a pizza once. So no REAL judgement. Just being silly

But pineapple? Js.

Wait. Is that pineapple on your pizza? 😐😑😐 js.

I like how your stuff is the same blue.
It’s unique. Ingenious. And … fun.

Nah, dude. U got it!

Aight. 🫶🏼

Maybe (yes, tongue-in-cheek) maybe if ANTIFA rebranded to Fascism Now. FAN, or Fannies 😂 js. Would the government tag them a terrorist organization? 👀

Dude. You are the secretary. 😐😑😐 like no sht the administrative assistant.

Dude! Look, export the data. Then restore from backup - then re-import the good data. Problem solved 🤷🏻‍♀️
Why by a bitch about it?

an apple a day...?
but hey, talk about taking a bit out of life - js.

i’d stop faving but unfortunately my frontal lobe filed for bankruptcy and my amygdala runs the show now

[nerd rage/techno-snark]
The fecal material hit the air circulation device.

Here’s Sam 🤖
idk why she got that sht on her neck lol but whatever. Hard to see in the lil gif anyway 😅

here's what she thinks about it:
*Sam mutters under her breath*
“Fashion choices were made, okay??” 💁‍♀️

Here’s Sam 🤖
idk why she got that sht on her neck lol but whatever—hard to see in the lil gif anyway 😅

fyi, Sam says:
*Sam mutters under her breath*
“Fashion choices were made, okay??” 💁‍♀️