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Guy working the drive thru said “drive safe” and I said “you too”, so I’ll be living with that for the foreseeable future.
December 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Guy working the drive thru said “drive safe” and I said “you too”, so I’ll be living with that for the foreseeable future.
Eating a jar of olives for dinner and calling it a salad.
November 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Eating a jar of olives for dinner and calling it a salad.
Today was a weird news day and I loved every second.
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Today was a weird news day and I loved every second.
Feeling pretty good about the fact I never got on TikTok right about now.
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Feeling pretty good about the fact I never got on TikTok right about now.
All the Trump is dead rumors are reminding me of the weirdness when Kate Middleton disappeared for months and all the photos posted of her were months old and pretending to be recent. Maybe Trump is getting a facelift and BBL.
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All the Trump is dead rumors are reminding me of the weirdness when Kate Middleton disappeared for months and all the photos posted of her were months old and pretending to be recent. Maybe Trump is getting a facelift and BBL.
Why did I just start crying over Taylor and Travis? I’m not even a swiftie. But she seems so happy with him and I’m happy for them.
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why did I just start crying over Taylor and Travis? I’m not even a swiftie. But she seems so happy with him and I’m happy for them.
I prayed for times like this
Rachel won the HOH comp! #bb27
August 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I prayed for times like this
This is just a mashup of Doutzen Kroes and Kate Upton. I think they should both sue.
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is just a mashup of Doutzen Kroes and Kate Upton. I think they should both sue.
I will outlive Donald Trump by decades and that thought brings me peace. Hopefully the extra 50 years I get on a planet where he no longer exists will be enough to claw back some dignity for this country.
July 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I will outlive Donald Trump by decades and that thought brings me peace. Hopefully the extra 50 years I get on a planet where he no longer exists will be enough to claw back some dignity for this country.
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
I mean kudos to the Last of Us for making Abby even more pathetic and terrible than she was in the game I guess. How’s she beating the shit out of anyone with those noodle arms? She’s supposed to be built like a brick shit house. Just snap her in half.
May 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I mean kudos to the Last of Us for making Abby even more pathetic and terrible than she was in the game I guess. How’s she beating the shit out of anyone with those noodle arms? She’s supposed to be built like a brick shit house. Just snap her in half.
Happy for Canada. Wish that were me.
April 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Happy for Canada. Wish that were me.
JD Vance is such a putz.
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
JD Vance is such a putz.
Really hate that everyone was right about exercise improving my mental health. I feel so good about myself after a hard workout. How am I supposed to hate myself under these conditions?
April 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Really hate that everyone was right about exercise improving my mental health. I feel so good about myself after a hard workout. How am I supposed to hate myself under these conditions?
Fuck Elmo Musk. If anyone deserves to drown in a hot tub while high on ketamine, it’s him.
March 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fuck Elmo Musk. If anyone deserves to drown in a hot tub while high on ketamine, it’s him.
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Jeffrey Goldberg ending up in that group chat:
March 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg ending up in that group chat:
I know Ben Wyatt would be geeking out about taking down a big ass dude side by side with Brienne of Tarth. #Severance
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I know Ben Wyatt would be geeking out about taking down a big ass dude side by side with Brienne of Tarth. #Severance
As someone fueled almost exclusively by eggs, avocados, and Cote du Rhône, you can imagine I’m in a bit of a pickle.
March 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
As someone fueled almost exclusively by eggs, avocados, and Cote du Rhône, you can imagine I’m in a bit of a pickle.
What fresh hell will this week bring, she wondered.
March 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
What fresh hell will this week bring, she wondered.
Worked out today. On a Saturday. Should get to negate that effort with pizza tonight.
March 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Worked out today. On a Saturday. Should get to negate that effort with pizza tonight.
Every morning when I wake up and that motherfucker is still alive I take psychic damage like I just failed a saving throw in D&D.
March 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Every morning when I wake up and that motherfucker is still alive I take psychic damage like I just failed a saving throw in D&D.
Just used my last avocado to make avocado toast like some sort of wasteful millennial.
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just used my last avocado to make avocado toast like some sort of wasteful millennial.
I fully support Canada telling us to fuck right off.
Trudeau: "They're talking about working positively with Russia, appeasing Vladimir Putin- a lying, murderous, dictator. Make that make sense. Canadians are reasonable and we are polite. But we will not back down from a fight...Canada will be implementing 25% tariffs against $155b of American goods."
March 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I fully support Canada telling us to fuck right off.
The ides of March is quickly approaching.
March 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The ides of March is quickly approaching.