Christopher R. Rice - The Raven Maniac
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Writer, blogger, game designer, #GURPS GM, reader, foodie, and cinephile. Inveterate raconteur. Spouse of @foxmoon.bsky.social, bi/demi, he/him. Love. Duty. Honor. Faith. The Words I Live By. Semper Vivimus, Semper Vincimus. https://linktr.ee/ravenpenny
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I'm looking for freelance writing gigs/clients. I've written for TTRPGs, fiction, videogames, marketing/ad-copy, SEO posts, blog posts, and technical prose (mostly of the tech variety). I'm also a good researcher and can do developmental editing for some subjects. References and prices on request.
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Benedict Wong is going to play this guy in one of the movies they're going to make about this time in America.
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Please don't cook the rice. The rice is already tender and soft. Also, the rice is already radicalized for the revolution.
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She's been screaming at me for 30 minutes so I guess she's telling me she missed the bus and now I have to take her in.
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She just got the zoomies, stopped, looked at me confused, then gave me the stinkeye.
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Two minutes of me gaslighting my cat into thinking she had to get up and go to school.
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My mother coined a phrase today while we were chatting about the political nightmare going on.

Me: "Whatever is in the Epstein Files has GOT to be bad."
Mom: "Really bad - but he keeps trying to chaos is way out of it."

"Chaos his way out of it" is a beautiful (accurate) turn of phrase.
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True, life is just Nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
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As a connoisseur of the art of throwing hands I can assure you these are brass knuckles with a built in alibi for states that do not allow them.
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I was stress-drinking with the cat last night - he had some nice catnip tea I brewed him and I was polishing off some Irish whiskey. I went to get him a fresh shot and I sat down and he assumed this position. He looks like a fucking noir detective at a bar after a dame done did him wrong.
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Being an asshole takes it's toll. Look at Palpatine.
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The only monarch we really want.
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BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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Yeah. Known a lot like him, but he's got a certain quality. . . something dark as hell.
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JFC I have a hangover. I haven't had a hangover in a decade or more.
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This woman remains a treasure greater than rubies. Read on down as Rah puts on her Professorial hat and explains what's what so even a simple fool like myself can understand.
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Following up a bit on the "but how do we know Hive/Bluesky isn't lying when they say they don't train generative AI on images submitted to their moderation machine learning models": here's the page for Hive's image generation models: thehive.ai/apis/image-g...
Image Generation APIs to generate unique digital images with text prompts | Hive
Generate images using text prompts
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I was hoping maybe it'd put my fat ass to sleep - but after 12 shots I just stopped. I should have just ate some donuts and called it a night.