even though I don't look like it, I am actually, a kind man at heart. I have not killed at least a hundred people I had made up my mind to assassinate.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

giving you the respect and regard you deserve as a human only proves that I have not mistaken you for a cockroach. do not mistake it for my humility.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

I have no desire to go around and see the world. I do not aspire to learn anything from the world. the world needs to learn from me. let the world come to see me if it wants to learn something.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

although i am absolutely convinced of my genius, everyone, including my destiny and my life do not seem to agree.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

it is not possible to celebrate life without celebrating sex. if you are anti-sex you are anti-life.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

there is no such thing as prayers. we have these mad conversations with an imaginary entity that we know nothing about.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

man invented god. then he invented cash. then started worshipping both.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

Long ago some idiots wanted to be governed. so they waited for some idiots to devise the idea of making governments. it was then decided that one set of idiots would stand for elections to govern so that the first set of idiots don't look like idiots.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

I would appreciate the virtues of democracy if only I could convince myself that the large mass of people I see and meet every day are not idiots.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

For me, there are only two things that are worth pursuing in life - attractive, intelligent, naked women or attractive, enjoyable, paying opportunities for work.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

in a world where women are deprived freedom of choice, it is the world that will suffer the consequences.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

I really hate rules. the only rules I follow in life are the ones I make. and I hate even the ones I make myself.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

no amount of wealth can replace the feeling of looking and feeling good.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria

everyone I meet teaches me something and that something is, to stop meeting everyone.! ~ ravie ravan kathuria