Can you imagine the payout on the parlay?
Failed bomb>successful shooting

Saw an interview with a dude that said that there needs to be some hard stops for things like assassination because you don’t want to financially incentivize murder.

Austie, I’ve got good news

Brautigan’s collection Revenge of the Lawn is pretty solid.

Weekend Eve

I used his last check to buy weed, whiskey, and donated to planned parenthood

Third line is a little much, but everything else checks out