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I bet there is specific parts of the under armor that fix the dick in place, assuming the gene seed doesn't make them just fall off, since they don't serve a purpose. would be a much better place to shoot acid from, if you asked me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
leave it to the diet Nazis to conquer tar sands.
January 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
he looks so miserable, like he is about to throw up. wonderful.
January 4, 2026 at 6:28 PM
pretty sure the legal authority of "we have the bigger guns". annexation is fun. didn't expect them to start south, though.
also Canada better be watching.
January 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
II is so insane, how does a franchise lose its mind so early... and survive? I love it. not even in a "so bad it's good" way, more "so stupid I can't stop watching" way.
January 4, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It feels so strange how funny this movie is. to be a fly on the wall when the decisions where made for scenes like this. but everyone has probably a million year NDA, so we will never know how this happened.
January 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
other than the "Ethan is God" aspect of Ethan placing the guy at the right place at the right time with his actions, I do like that while his professional life was ruined, he found something else to have a good life. moving on from something he lost is something more people need to see is possible.
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
personally I love how the movie opened with Tom Cruise addressing the audience and thanking them for showing up. now THAT is a theatrical experience you can't get on Netflix.
January 4, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Tom is so dreamy, it's basically content moderation porn!
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
so you are finally coming around to understand how Deadpool and Wolverine is the best movie ever made?
a man with a beard is screaming in a movie clip
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December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
discreet and rock hard is a sad combination.
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sometimes you see the face of God and think to yourself "I wonder if It can shoot lightning at people I don't like"
December 21, 2025 at 11:36 PM
South Park hated Rob. they might go softer on Trump now.
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I get the feeling this OOP was the only one in the friend group who uses spices.
December 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
somehow I doubt it is glitching. it spewing misinformation is no surprise, though.
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
they wont be happy until they can buy up all components so they are the only ones with computers.
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it's not your time to speak. women as a hive mind love the end of Obamacare, which is basically the women's liberation movement 2.0!

are we even sure those are not just bots botting around?
December 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
but why would the GOP limit its power?
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
they will find a way to not make it interesting. lots of black leather would do the trick.
December 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
wonderful movie. so dumb it thinks it's smart. and when you see what the guy who made it looks like you understand EVERYTHING about it.
wonderful movie.
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
they got that Zootopia 2 money to spend on the next Deadpool and Wolverine movie.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
so where are those links?

"oh, you wouldn't know them. they go to a high school in Canada"
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM