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oh you mean specifically? In my office chair.

when I drew this TVs had antennas.

I used to think only love will defeat evil. Now I think only love will ensure survival of our species.

Humans are broken. If we tried to make any other species behave like we do they would break too.

"Wooly Mantis Pelts" 18" x 24" Acrylic on masonite
(No brushes used)

• The trillionaire wants the country to go into debt so he can have billions in tax cuts.

• His self-driving cars are crashing.

• He uses a small child as a human shield.

>So he thinks he deserves more and we deserve less

>Guess he's not a genius afterall.

>He expects sane people to kill him.

"A Time That Land Forgot" 18" x 24" Acrylic and ink on masonite. One of a large body of work most of which have already been sold. This one is unsold and is a part of the Museum of Aleatoric Modern Art MAMA.

"The Eye Catcher" is a mono-stellated decahedron made of masonite and oil painted with various eyes or homonyms thereof. I had a lot of time on my hands.

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I do too, man! Actually, I use humor as an offense mechanism. i'm not trying to write offensive humor, it just comes out that way. Like, if somebody says, "I hate you," I'd say "me too!"

Ray I Am (Seussish)

One sky, two sky,
red sky, bluesky,

This is Ray, he can play
Play-on-words'll make his day
Ray writes words he wouldn't say
Hope you'll write some words to Ray

three words, four words
Ray wants, more words

Words you write will not go unread
Wish I had more than three hundred

"Outards" 18" x 24" acrylic on masonite

After an auspicious beginning at Medumb, I got rebuked by the malgorithm! it felt I was getting too much of something (never considering that I may be an extraordinary writer, not that I am, but it should consider that possibility :D) So I came over. Q. Can we write more than 300 words here?

"Fly Timing Day" Acrylic and ink on hardboard 18'x24"

Every year the mucilagenous people of Meltinmouth, Nottinhand congregate in the town parallelagram for the annual fly timing competition.