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Ray Crites
@raycrites.bsky.social
Screenwriter | Teller of Stories ~
Favorite Movie is Fight Club but I can’t tell you why.

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How much fake money did you make?
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ain’t that the gospel?!
May 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Welp, you’ll be keeping my follow! 🤘😎
May 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Same here
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Totally agree 💯%. I’m in church (a.k.a. watching the OG New Hope) as I type this.
May 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Ga Ga wrote a song about it but I’m not sure if it’s the same 🤣😂🤣😂
May 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I see. Then I might have the opposite problem.
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May 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Man, it took me six drafts to send a fucking email today. Does that count? It was to a director. 🙏😎
May 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
For us kids in the back… what exactly is face journey?
May 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I just haz the dumb 🤦‍♂️
May 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A friend of mine says he “puts” them in to see if you’ve actually read it. I wish I thought of that. 🤣😂
May 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Amen to that, sister!!! 🤣😂🤘😎
May 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love my Rav4. But I can only fit my wife, two dogs and two grown kids in it or things get a little hectic.
May 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Methlodon. That title is terrible(ly funny) - I love it! 👍👍
May 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
That’s what I did but I finally submitted a script yesterday morning. By afternoon they closed. FML 🤦
May 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yeah. Some people make the mistake that as writers we’re introverts. That maybe true sometimes but other times, when it comes to creative communication we can annihilate people with only a few words. Also, I still have my Marlboro beach towel. 😎
May 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To clarify just a little. It’s not my first script written it’s the first script submitted through Coverfly.
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
@by-storm.bsky.social thanks for letting me know. I didn’t get anything from Coverfly but I did sign up on by-storm.com
May 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Earlier today I submitted my first script through Coverfly to Slamdance. Now they’re closing down??!! Not my fault, I swear. 🥴
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May 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM