rayeighscatter.bsky.social
@rayeighscatter.bsky.social
Yes
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
What if you have 2 medications and they each say take on an empty stomach? What if they’re both 4x / day? Do you take them together? Wait 4 hrs between them? How long do you have to wait before eating? I’ve had pharmacists nearly explode when confronted with these paradoxes.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
MAGA
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"It's in a font we can't read"
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
He's even lying now!
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Run!
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He is a serious problem, give him that.

Out real enemies must be rubbing their hands together in glee.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is he standing on one leg with the other crossed over?
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In his case it's a sure thing it's dark matter. He's a miracle of physics!
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ewe
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Whoopsers = high on yr own supply
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Or a heterodontist. Say you want some shark teeth implanted. Maybe a shapely boar's tusk.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
That’s the world I want to live in
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Maybe everyone who votes gets a check. Or a tax write off.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have no idea what this means but I like it & know I need it
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But one went on a bender! Must not happen again.
November 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
To go to your mothers funeral…
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Nah, more likely Big Grocery had a talk with T/bought some Trump coin/Gave him a gold-plated turnip
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sugar sugar
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I tried that. Your washing machine will grow fat and happy on all the cloths it consumes
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don't know why or how, but I think by the time that happened the cake was already baked
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Pretty sure those poodles are totally under voice command
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
That - is a beauty!
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
compote.slate.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'll have two of whatever she's having
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM