rayloclem.bsky.social
@rayloclem.bsky.social
You failed. The constitution in toilet paper now. Your failure is your only legacy.
January 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I dream of a world so just that I can ethically narrow my entire politics to passing legislation requiring all channels, streaming services, what have yous to have uniform volume - including commercials, goddamn it.
December 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Yes. Of course. Obviously.
December 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We put the soundtrack on during cookie baking every year
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If we just coddle the feelings of mediocre white men HARDER they will link arms in solidarity!
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Horses could fly if they had wings
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We would still have done better if we had selected someone at random from a pool made up only of other convicted felons.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It's important to do this short-sighted, wrong-headed thing for the politics of it - this could get us literally several votes. As many as five! And could never, ever lose any! Matt's preferences are all upside.
December 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Be terrified of doing the right thing because the wrong thing has an approval rating in the mid to high 30s. What do they call this act? The Popularism!
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The 'risk'? Ha! CBS is newsmax now and will never be taken seriously again.
December 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What a pull!
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Scowls in Mariners
a baseball player wearing a green shirt that says manners
ALT: a baseball player wearing a green shirt that says manners
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
He fully - proudly - admits what he is, but they NYT will not admit they know what he is. Curious.
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cool my employer currently spends $45,000/yr of my compensation on premiums for my family of four so it sounds like we have some wiggle room.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I mean they aren't mutually exclusive
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm sure the remorse was hecka sincere
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If there are a meaningful number of non-disabled students who would get an A on an exam with more time but do not due solely to lack of time the professor fucked up. This is akin to moaning about able bodied people taking a path with three stairs instead of a path with a ramp.
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Also, is "extra time on tests" an unfair one-weird-trick guarantee of higher grades? Are non-disabled students who would otherwise get As getting Bs and Cs because they run out of time on exams in college? That is an empirical question that is never considered or addressed.
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The way you are casually feeling yourself up
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'll eat and enjoy a goddamn hostess pie, there is no bad pie
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Ma'am!
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I think this is what Gretchen Whitmer thought she was gonna do, and she very much did not and could not and will not.
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is how we got President Jesse Jackson. People like to dunk on Yglesiasism, but you can't argue with results.
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Yglesiasism can never fail, only be failed, part infinity
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM