If it looks like a pedo, sounds like a pedo, you're probably in the Roblox HQ and meeting the CEO.
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
If it looks like a pedo, sounds like a pedo, you're probably in the Roblox HQ and meeting the CEO.
New Year is close, then I can sleep.
January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
New Year is close, then I can sleep.
Because I can.
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Because I can.
I’m still not able to charge my MZ-RH1 with USB-C, so as long as I stay a nerd, I won’t have standardized connectors.
One port, one cable, one Europe.
This holiday, unwrap the power of one: USB-C for all.
Yes, not just phones, tablets, and laptops. In three years, every charger will be under the same tree.
Because less waste, smarter choices, mean more for everyone, all year long.
link.europa.eu/QDMFTh
This holiday, unwrap the power of one: USB-C for all.
Yes, not just phones, tablets, and laptops. In three years, every charger will be under the same tree.
Because less waste, smarter choices, mean more for everyone, all year long.
link.europa.eu/QDMFTh
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’m still not able to charge my MZ-RH1 with USB-C, so as long as I stay a nerd, I won’t have standardized connectors.
European nightmare
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
European nightmare
The is what @techconnectify.bsky.social wanted!
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The is what @techconnectify.bsky.social wanted!
Real emotion comes from real people expressing real life, not expensive prosumers talking 20 photos for their Instagram while bending reality to a crease.
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Real emotion comes from real people expressing real life, not expensive prosumers talking 20 photos for their Instagram while bending reality to a crease.
I was eating breakfast at 19:00, and my mom just got Taco Bell
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I was eating breakfast at 19:00, and my mom just got Taco Bell
Why are there so many songs about romance, give me songs about asexuals invading Denmark and making it the garlic bread capital of the world.
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Why are there so many songs about romance, give me songs about asexuals invading Denmark and making it the garlic bread capital of the world.
Sometimes when I get a new computer I play through Portal, it’s 1:35, and after the hours of setup and the hour of playing I finally am done. Good night everyone, I’m way too tired.
October 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sometimes when I get a new computer I play through Portal, it’s 1:35, and after the hours of setup and the hour of playing I finally am done. Good night everyone, I’m way too tired.
Great quotes from… people.
September 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Great quotes from… people.
The new iPhones are on the 9th, and I’m getting my new Google Pixel on the 4th
September 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
The new iPhones are on the 9th, and I’m getting my new Google Pixel on the 4th
Should I join MySpace
August 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Should I join MySpace
I need to get a Proton VPN subscription, and I’ll pirate all the Harry Potter media just as a fuck you to Ms. Black Mold Brain aka JK Rowling
August 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I need to get a Proton VPN subscription, and I’ll pirate all the Harry Potter media just as a fuck you to Ms. Black Mold Brain aka JK Rowling
The girl next stateroom got drunk and like 10 crew members had to intervene, and they stopped me taking a photo, but they didn’t stop the woman from buying a bucket of beer. Carnival Cruise Lines ‘Making People Shut Up Since The Costa Concordia’
July 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The girl next stateroom got drunk and like 10 crew members had to intervene, and they stopped me taking a photo, but they didn’t stop the woman from buying a bucket of beer. Carnival Cruise Lines ‘Making People Shut Up Since The Costa Concordia’
If Apple sells the A18 Pro MacBook for less than $750 it would sell really well, $250 less then the Air and $150 more than the Mac mini.
July 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
If Apple sells the A18 Pro MacBook for less than $750 it would sell really well, $250 less then the Air and $150 more than the Mac mini.
There’s a forest near my house that I just call Murder Forest, because someone got murdered there in 2023
July 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There’s a forest near my house that I just call Murder Forest, because someone got murdered there in 2023
There is something incredibly pathetic about having to update a toothbrush
July 13, 2025 at 3:44 AM
There is something incredibly pathetic about having to update a toothbrush
Sony makes great video game consoles, and then everything else sucks.
July 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Sony makes great video game consoles, and then everything else sucks.
For some reason my conservative “friend” doesn’t like when he gets drawn as a femboy.
June 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
For some reason my conservative “friend” doesn’t like when he gets drawn as a femboy.
I just updated to iOS 26 and some of my passwords disappeared, this update actually cost me money.
June 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just updated to iOS 26 and some of my passwords disappeared, this update actually cost me money.
If I ever go to Germany I’m gonna teach the tourists that „Deine Frau treibt’s mit jedem” means “Your wife is lovely”
May 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If I ever go to Germany I’m gonna teach the tourists that „Deine Frau treibt’s mit jedem” means “Your wife is lovely”
I wanted to post the entirety of Shrek, but the max limit for videos is 3 minutes.
May 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wanted to post the entirety of Shrek, but the max limit for videos is 3 minutes.
Berlin would have been the number one city for gender identity research in the world if the Nazis hadn’t burned it all.
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Berlin would have been the number one city for gender identity research in the world if the Nazis hadn’t burned it all.
What’s the likelihood that the British government murdered Alan Turing and covered it up as a suicide? If someone wanted to off themselves they’d just use a gun.
May 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
What’s the likelihood that the British government murdered Alan Turing and covered it up as a suicide? If someone wanted to off themselves they’d just use a gun.