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The Cactus
@razorbladecactus.bsky.social
Political Analyst, Holocaust Historian, Novelist, and recurring presence at the Ohio Renaissance Festival
Yeah, that was a week ago. I'm allowed to walk things back
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
He's also the reason attempts to unionize the wrestlers of WWE failed, leading to the death of Owen Hart and the constant painkiller abuse among wrestlers required to cope with their unreasonable working conditions, so maybe let's not pretend this dude was anti-establishment. #hulkhogan
July 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
The wildest part of this is the implication that Ozzy went up instead of leading a party train down, smashing the gates of hell open while playing Crazy train, and then immediately shagging the hot demon secretary in the welcome lobby.
July 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
So rest well, Prince of Darkness. Hundreds of millions found musical communities they feel at home in because of your work and love for art. Thy dark and rockin' throne awaits.
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The reason that all of his stories play out in EXACTLY the same way across over 50 works is that he only had one note to play, and it was how much multiculturalism genuinely scared him because of the voluntarily reclusive life he lived to avoid other races.
July 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
These reasons are why deaths are so much more devastating when they are the result of cyberbullying campaigns. We KNOW that there is someone, or multiple people deserving of blame, and yet the law is relatively powerless to enact justice.
June 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM