I got out of bed hungover n b lined it to the bathroom, on my 2nd step I realized my leg was asleep n I went down face first into the toilet

Broken nose, concussion & knocked out cold… woke up hours later in a pool of blood w no idea wtf happened

I don’t drink anymore, thankfully.

That’s not how uber works

Dude the packers have been playing lights out on offense. It’s their defense that’s been sus & will be even more sus w/o parsons

The beat to me myself n I.

Bam dum tiskkkk

It’s a terrible place, especially west o

McNeil sucks.
Goldie is ok but no Pete.

If we can’t find a real first baseman we are completely cooked dude

RIP rivers. That’s one way to get out of paying child support, I guess

You know what drives ticket sales? Winning fn baseball games

Any source on these awfully round numbers or are we just making them up?

Kid can sling it. Good pitcher

We all claimed this in preseason n most ppl thought we was crazy.

Schwarber to the Phillies is something I haven’t heard a peep about

Trash signing to begin with.

What a sell out. He claimed he wanted a longer deal even tho the Mets offered more money for 3 yrs.

Jokes on him, he just turned into a part time closer lol