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Razz
@razz-says.bsky.social
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I write uplifting kink themed fiction. Rubberist. Former photographer. Once described by a world-renown author as "Who?" Books: https://amazon.com/author/real_razz Substack: https://razzsays.substack.com
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 9d
William Conrad is missing and I'm out to find him.

The further I go down the old interstate highway, the more debauched his trail becomes. And the closer I get to an obsession that could destroy us both...

www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPXG5RJ7

#erotica #novella #kindle
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 17h
The inspiration for his new aircraft came from the humble #ash.

A single rotor was simple enough to produce, though it had a tendency to wobble so intensely it often threw its occupants into the Solent.

Christopher Parke's invention of powered flight in 1667 is not remembered fondly.

#vss365
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 22h
"I'm a college girl on OnlyFans."

OK, but on my uni course we had a 45 year old who deffo fell into the MILF category and a former glamour model in her 60s.

#OnlyFans #SexWorkerMarketing
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 1d
For a long time The Librarian looked at his outfit. Then she shook her head and said, "No. I don't like the #clash."

"That's the point," he complained. He walked away to a cacophony of cymbals colliding between his knees.

#vss365
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 2d
That moment you're flicking through a list of names and realise "Name,Pronunciation,Meaning" might be the CSV file they cribbed off someone else.

#AmWriting
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 2d
"You can teach them to #associate pain with pleasure," The Librarian said.

She tapped the button and a loud buzzing came from the collar around his neck. His eyes rolled in agonizing ecstasy.

"I see," said Claire. "I didn't know it worked on husbands too."

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 3d
Got winked at by a clerk in the supermarket.

Apparently this is flirting.
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
This is an occasionally useful resource for UK centric history.

Bit of a bugger to work with but once you get there...

lgbthistoryuk.org/wiki/Main_Page
LGBT Archive
lgbthistoryuk.org
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
If you want to tell the UK's LGBTQ+ story then tell it, not import the US's experience.

Tell the story of Section 28, the Gay News libel trial, Wilde, Spanner, Polari and all the amazing (and not so) things that have happened down the years.
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
Have you come across the UK's LGBT archive? Takes a bit of work (I usually dip into the timeline) but interesting ne'ertheless.

lgbthistoryuk.org/wiki/Main_Page
LGBT Archive
lgbthistoryuk.org
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
Um..... 🤷‍♂️
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Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 6d
This is a very strange photo.
#WeDontNeedAKing
Prince William on the Times app standing beside and in front of a strange looking man
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 5d
"Nooooooo," screamed The Librarian and she dropped to her knees.

He'd left the bath to run too long and now her books lay in a sodden #pulp beneath the collapsed ceiling.

"Tonight he'll pay for this," she vowed.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 7d
Apparently I can claim back a Pornhub subscription against tax because ReSeArCh.
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 7d
I've got to write a sex scene and I have no idea where to start 🤣🤣🤣

#KinksterProblems #AmWriting #WritingCommunity
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 7d
Is it just me who thinks reposting a photo from a few months ago to promote #Locktober content is cheating?
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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

My name's Razz, please try the steak.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
The point of this rambling thread is, I think, that sexuality and community and identity can be fluid.

As long as you're respectful, take the occasional time-out to reflect on what's going on in your world and be honest with yourself I think you can hold your head up high.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
I think it's also helped me understand why I've become increasingly distanced from the LGBTQA+ community.

I can accept my place as an ally on the fringes instead of a card carrying member.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
It helped me appreciate that my alignment with kink generally and rubber more specifically is a "happy space" community for me, and that maybe I need to put a little more effort into it.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
Anyway, even in my fifties it's nice to know that I can still be challenged about my worldview and even my identity, and that I can rise to that challenge.

It made me look deeper into what queer has become and ask what have I done in the past and want to do in the future.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
I guess I think of me as Corporal Jones in the Home Guard rather than leading the charge on D-Day.

"They don't like it up 'em," might not work as a battle cry though. /s

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
Sure, I'll stand up when the need arises and I will defend my L/A daughters to my last breath.

I'll still treat people with respect because that's the right thing to do (until they disrespect me - at which point both barrels of my sarcasm will be unloaded).

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
Looking in the mirror and saying, "Hey, I'm LGBTQA+" feels wrong.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
I'm not adding "queer" to my sexuality blood type - BK (Bisexual / Kinky is fine). Q feels a bit fake.

I also don't feel like the LGBTQA+ community is where I belong anymore either. My B doesn't present strongly and I'm not going to cheat on Tinky to prove someone else's point.

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Razz @razz-says.bsky.social · 8d
Whether anyone would want to go with someone who does a passable androgynous Michelin Man cosplay when he puts his rubber on is another question.

Back to the "queer" thing...

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