Justin
razzledazzlehyah.bsky.social
Justin
@razzledazzlehyah.bsky.social
I like spooky and macabre things. I believe that the supernatural exists. I have a dog named King Arfer 👑 who is the goodest boy. I also want to be a writer.
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Anyone with the power and wealth to better humanity but chooses not to is a villain.
Stranger Things season 5's exposition dumping and argue-until-I-find-something scenes are so frequent that I'm surprised Vecna is so inept.

The building could collapse in 10 minutes but they'll spend 8 minutes telling each other how brave they all are. And of course everything works perfectly.
December 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Take a drink when the Stranger Things solve their problems with exposition.

Take a drink when someone should have died but didn't, only to serve no further purpose to the story.

Take a drink every time someone has a heart to heart that gets shrugged off by the next scene.

Season 5 is a firm 4/10
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It sure is one foggy Christmas eve..
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
One of these days, I will not be startled by breaking news announcements. The algorithm must be tracking how many times I pause at JUST IN articles.
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Weekend at Bernie's, but it's saving Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Oh, the weather outside is frightful.
And the fire is also frightful.
There's really no place to go.
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no!
Oh, God, no!
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Lorwyn was my first MTG set, so I am biased. I do not like the story they've decided to go with for Lorwyn Eclipsed. It feels generic and lazy.

Firstly, its an Isekai adventure for the Strixhaven kids. Why?

0 Phyrexian damage. Compleating 1 kithkin would have compleated them all from thoughtweft.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
When the Epstein Files finally release, when the dust settles and the names of abusers come to light on a global scale, accountability must be taken.

Investigate properly and transparently, and anyone guilty should be jailed and their assets redistributed to the victims & people.

Take it back.
December 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I wonder what came first— Zaslav deleting Batgirl for a tax write-off, or Lego Batman featuring a chapter where Batgirl teams up with Batman to take down Firefly?

I'll bet Batgirl was still planning on being released when Lego Batman was greenlit, hense the inclusion.
December 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I donated like $5 to Wikipedia a couple of years ago, and ever since then, they spam my email guilt tripping me into donating more. I get it, but maybe "this is our 4th attempt" could be a hint I'm broke as fuck too.
December 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
How bizarre would it be if we just started honoring Trump at every awards ceremony.

I'm looking forward to seeing him recieve the Fueled By Dew Gamer's Choice Peace Prize on the Game Awards.
December 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Been watching Welcome to Derry and something I've noticed is that Pennywise is just as confused by the plot as I am.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Brand recognition has always been the main goal. One World Under Doom didn't have to be good (It was not), it just had to introduce the idea ofTony Stark as Doctor Doom to the zeitgeist.

Iron Heart didn't have to be good, it was just Iron Man-adjacent enough to remind people to watch Doomsday.
Marvel Comics Renames "Infamous Iron Man" As "Rise Of Doom"
Marvel Comics renames "Infamous Iron Man" as "Rise Of Doom" for 2026 ahead of Avengers Doomsday movie in a year's time
bleedingcool.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Another merger. Another golden parachute for Zaslav. Peacock was the only streaming platform I was rooting for to succeed (mostly for mystery gems like Columbo and Poker Face).

Why do we allow these monopolies to gobble up and horde IPs? Why is it always the root of the problem that fails upward?
Comcast’s Bid Seeks to Merge NBCUniversal With Warner Bros.
Comcast Corp. is looking to merge its NBCUniversal division with Warner Bros. Discovery Inc., according to people familiar with the company’s plans.
www.bloomberg.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wicked, but it's Return to Oz through the perspective of the Nome King and Princess Mombi.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Churro and Chorro are wildly different experiences for just one letter difference.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The look Trump gave the reporter when he told her "Quiet. Quiet, Piggy" was some Bilbo-Lunges-For-The-One-Ring level of honesty and contempt for another human being.

'Quiet, Piggy' should be the Left's "Let's Go Brandon".
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Someone handed me a large orange and told me it was a grape fruit. Dummy. I'm pretty sure I know what grapes look like.
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Idea for a cosmic-horror D&D race called the Ass Troll. Their racial feature is that they are their own Bag of Holding.
November 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I think it's pretty funny that the One Punch Man anime is getting such a negative reaction. Did anyone even watch the first 2 seasons? It's a series that has always made fun of itself and what people want.

The show is a complete subversion of expectations and I think people forget that.
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
AI writing is like cotton candy. It's fluffy and pretty to look at, but a after a few minutes you realize that every bite tastes the same, devoid of flavor or variety.
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
So many youtube spiritual channels are using the garbage algorithm to hock shit like "IF THIS VIDEO FINDS YOU, YOU'VE BEEN CHOSEN".

This is dangerous for people just discovering Hermeticism and other alt-spiritualism. So many people are going to have delusions about their own beliefs because of AI.
November 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I thought Burp Scum was a cool-sounding pirate name for a D&D NPC until I read it back.
October 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The X Generation crossed its arms defiantly as it waited their turn to feed.

But the Boomer's screams were so loud. More! More! More! And they ate.

The Y Generation kept quiet. Why bother? Still the Boomers ate.

Z, the lost Generation, for the others had guidance, Z has self-reliance.
October 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM