also met this guy, a national hero if I’ve ever seen one tbh

today’s additional vibe: protest signs decorated further on the sidewalk outside of the smithsonian

it's like they looked at last year's absolute fucking nightmare debacle of a FAFSA rollout ("""""""simplification""""""") and thought "hmm ok well that was fun, but what if we made it worse????????"

the good news is, she does! the bad news is, her hospital briefly came to a complete standstill bcs their sterile processing contract was canceled! you know, bcs of that terrible woke deep state democrat DEI conspiracy called [checks notes] clean scalpels