Robert G. Callahan, II ⚖️ 📚 ⚖️ 📚
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Attorney. Author. Lay, armchair theologian with a flair for holy side-eye. Tx Criminal Defense Lawyers Assoc 2020 Lawyer of the Year. 🏆 https://www.robertgcallahan.com
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⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.
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When churches start using the language of capitalism to describe community, don’t be surprised when discipleship sounds like a franchise.

You can’t preach stewardship while selling ownership. Pick a kingdom.
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Sure deconstruction is hard, but have you ever finished up in a public bathroom and realized there’s no TP in your stall?
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#exvangelical #deconstruction #antiracism #fireinthewhole #dignity
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Target knew the only thing they could do to offset the lack of 🟤 shoppers was to get ⚪️ allies back. So they did the most ⚪️ ally thing possible by having Taylor release an albulm you could only buy with them. And some of y’all ran to the store.
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Christians in this nation be like “Ugh! This is spiritual warfare!” & really you just ate too much.
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Turns out all we had to do to make MAGA believe science was to claim we found bullet casings that read “mAsKs R gUd 4 u”.
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When I was little we thought 2025 would be flying cars, hoverboards, & self-lacing hi-tops.

Then one day I woke up in my 40’s reading headlines like “Is racism bad?”
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They really went from shooting up pizzarias because someone told them there was a human trafficking ring in the basement of the Alamo or some ish to “stop attacking pedophiles”.
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My biggest takeaway from military detention hour and the impending government shut down is that the Epstein Files must be wilder than we could ever imagine.
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Someone just told me “As an atheist, it’s encouraging to see that you ex-Evangelicals are no longer the grass that the snakes hide in”.
a man sitting in a chair with the word whew on his chest
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#charliekirk #exvangelical #megachurches #christiannationalism #maga 🎶Kari Jobe: The Blessing
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“I’m Black”. We’re waiting on your video.
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#charliekirk #exvangelical #antiracism #leftist #maga
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Film a video of you saying “Black people are on the Palestinian side”. I’m tryna see something.
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I notice that the same folks telling me I need more context before calling that podcaster racist are the same folks who’ve been telling me what that old man “really meant to say was“ for the last 10yrs.
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Proof that anti-blackness resides on all points of the political spectrum.