Rubber Chicken BriGuy
@rchickentheater.bsky.social
Duluth actor slash writer slash director slash producer slash slash salesman.
THANK YOU to our amazing prize sponsors so far!
Bent Paddle
Frost River
Duluth Pottery
Superior Thread Collective
Duluth Grill
OMC
Corktown Eatery
Vikre Distillery
Sir Ben’s
Boat Club Restaurant
Tix & Info: [email protected]
Bent Paddle
Frost River
Duluth Pottery
Superior Thread Collective
Duluth Grill
OMC
Corktown Eatery
Vikre Distillery
Sir Ben’s
Boat Club Restaurant
Tix & Info: [email protected]
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
THANK YOU to our amazing prize sponsors so far!
Bent Paddle
Frost River
Duluth Pottery
Superior Thread Collective
Duluth Grill
OMC
Corktown Eatery
Vikre Distillery
Sir Ben’s
Boat Club Restaurant
Tix & Info: [email protected]
Bent Paddle
Frost River
Duluth Pottery
Superior Thread Collective
Duluth Grill
OMC
Corktown Eatery
Vikre Distillery
Sir Ben’s
Boat Club Restaurant
Tix & Info: [email protected]
How They're Getting Rid of the Snow After Last Night's Blizzard™
Duluth Mayor: Blaming Mother Nature for climatological violence
Pete Stauber: Authorizing ICE agents to grab it and send it to Mexico
Darren Danielson: Who cares? He's outta here in a week, baby!
Duluth Mayor: Blaming Mother Nature for climatological violence
Pete Stauber: Authorizing ICE agents to grab it and send it to Mexico
Darren Danielson: Who cares? He's outta here in a week, baby!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
How They're Getting Rid of the Snow After Last Night's Blizzard™
Duluth Mayor: Blaming Mother Nature for climatological violence
Pete Stauber: Authorizing ICE agents to grab it and send it to Mexico
Darren Danielson: Who cares? He's outta here in a week, baby!
Duluth Mayor: Blaming Mother Nature for climatological violence
Pete Stauber: Authorizing ICE agents to grab it and send it to Mexico
Darren Danielson: Who cares? He's outta here in a week, baby!
Christmas City of the North Parade Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't™
"Looks like the Duluth East band conductor has a frozen baton."
"Merv isn't the only one who wants to slide to fun below."
"Santa's bringing up the rear."
"Looks like the Duluth East band conductor has a frozen baton."
"Merv isn't the only one who wants to slide to fun below."
"Santa's bringing up the rear."
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Christmas City of the North Parade Phrases That Sound Dirty But Aren't™
"Looks like the Duluth East band conductor has a frozen baton."
"Merv isn't the only one who wants to slide to fun below."
"Santa's bringing up the rear."
"Looks like the Duluth East band conductor has a frozen baton."
"Merv isn't the only one who wants to slide to fun below."
"Santa's bringing up the rear."
Top Finds at Duluth's Junk Hunt 2025™
-A pair of mayoral balls from Lester Park Golf Course
-A box of St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson's ungiven sh*ts
-Pristine shovel from the Incline Village development (never touched any dirt!)
-A pair of mayoral balls from Lester Park Golf Course
-A box of St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson's ungiven sh*ts
-Pristine shovel from the Incline Village development (never touched any dirt!)
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Top Finds at Duluth's Junk Hunt 2025™
-A pair of mayoral balls from Lester Park Golf Course
-A box of St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson's ungiven sh*ts
-Pristine shovel from the Incline Village development (never touched any dirt!)
-A pair of mayoral balls from Lester Park Golf Course
-A box of St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson's ungiven sh*ts
-Pristine shovel from the Incline Village development (never touched any dirt!)
Minnesota Deer Hunting Opening Weekend Goals™
Hermantown City Council: Make sure each NDA is wearing blaze orange.
Duluth Mayor: Put up hunting shacks on Lester Park Golf Course Lakefront Nine.
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson: Doesn't give a shot.
Hermantown City Council: Make sure each NDA is wearing blaze orange.
Duluth Mayor: Put up hunting shacks on Lester Park Golf Course Lakefront Nine.
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson: Doesn't give a shot.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Minnesota Deer Hunting Opening Weekend Goals™
Hermantown City Council: Make sure each NDA is wearing blaze orange.
Duluth Mayor: Put up hunting shacks on Lester Park Golf Course Lakefront Nine.
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson: Doesn't give a shot.
Hermantown City Council: Make sure each NDA is wearing blaze orange.
Duluth Mayor: Put up hunting shacks on Lester Park Golf Course Lakefront Nine.
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson: Doesn't give a shot.
Reckless Speculation Due to NDAs:
Who's Buying Up All the Land in Hermantown Edition!™
-Super Secret Data Center
-Super Dooper Menards
-Darren Danielson for his Retirement Fortress of Solitude
Who's Buying Up All the Land in Hermantown Edition!™
-Super Secret Data Center
-Super Dooper Menards
-Darren Danielson for his Retirement Fortress of Solitude
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reckless Speculation Due to NDAs:
Who's Buying Up All the Land in Hermantown Edition!™
-Super Secret Data Center
-Super Dooper Menards
-Darren Danielson for his Retirement Fortress of Solitude
Who's Buying Up All the Land in Hermantown Edition!™
-Super Secret Data Center
-Super Dooper Menards
-Darren Danielson for his Retirement Fortress of Solitude
Wait, I thought it was for the Right to Rehair…
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wait, I thought it was for the Right to Rehair…
Cheney Death Announced with 21 Gun Face Shot Salute
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cheney Death Announced with 21 Gun Face Shot Salute
How They're Spending Their Free Hour of Saved Daylight™
Duluth Mayor: Giving away 60 minutes worth of Lester Park Golf Course.
Keith Nelson: Not giving a sh*t, a f**k, or even a #$#!$@!
Hermantown City Council: CONTENT COVERED BY NDA
Duluth Landlords: Hastily repairing stuff before Tuesday.
Duluth Mayor: Giving away 60 minutes worth of Lester Park Golf Course.
Keith Nelson: Not giving a sh*t, a f**k, or even a #$#!$@!
Hermantown City Council: CONTENT COVERED BY NDA
Duluth Landlords: Hastily repairing stuff before Tuesday.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
How They're Spending Their Free Hour of Saved Daylight™
Duluth Mayor: Giving away 60 minutes worth of Lester Park Golf Course.
Keith Nelson: Not giving a sh*t, a f**k, or even a #$#!$@!
Hermantown City Council: CONTENT COVERED BY NDA
Duluth Landlords: Hastily repairing stuff before Tuesday.
Duluth Mayor: Giving away 60 minutes worth of Lester Park Golf Course.
Keith Nelson: Not giving a sh*t, a f**k, or even a #$#!$@!
Hermantown City Council: CONTENT COVERED BY NDA
Duluth Landlords: Hastily repairing stuff before Tuesday.
Leftover Twin Ports Halloween Candy™
-Secrecy Shrouded Hermantown NDAs
-Petty Ronchettis!
-Stauber Orange Butt Kisses
-Golf Ball Size Jolly Roger Green Space Giveaways
-Central High School Deal Duds
-Keith Nelson Bit-O-Sh*ts (he couldn't give 'em away)
-Secrecy Shrouded Hermantown NDAs
-Petty Ronchettis!
-Stauber Orange Butt Kisses
-Golf Ball Size Jolly Roger Green Space Giveaways
-Central High School Deal Duds
-Keith Nelson Bit-O-Sh*ts (he couldn't give 'em away)
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Leftover Twin Ports Halloween Candy™
-Secrecy Shrouded Hermantown NDAs
-Petty Ronchettis!
-Stauber Orange Butt Kisses
-Golf Ball Size Jolly Roger Green Space Giveaways
-Central High School Deal Duds
-Keith Nelson Bit-O-Sh*ts (he couldn't give 'em away)
-Secrecy Shrouded Hermantown NDAs
-Petty Ronchettis!
-Stauber Orange Butt Kisses
-Golf Ball Size Jolly Roger Green Space Giveaways
-Central High School Deal Duds
-Keith Nelson Bit-O-Sh*ts (he couldn't give 'em away)
More Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™
"I never drink...THC."
"We're gonna need a bigger NDA.”
"All pay and no work makes Pete a Republican boy.”
"I never drink...THC."
"We're gonna need a bigger NDA.”
"All pay and no work makes Pete a Republican boy.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
More Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™
"I never drink...THC."
"We're gonna need a bigger NDA.”
"All pay and no work makes Pete a Republican boy.”
"I never drink...THC."
"We're gonna need a bigger NDA.”
"All pay and no work makes Pete a Republican boy.”
Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™
"The power of private development on public golf courses compels you!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Castle Danger Cream Ale."
"We all float down here. And I don’t give a sh*t.”
"The power of private development on public golf courses compels you!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Castle Danger Cream Ale."
"We all float down here. And I don’t give a sh*t.”
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Famous Twin Ports Horror Movie Lines™
"The power of private development on public golf courses compels you!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Castle Danger Cream Ale."
"We all float down here. And I don’t give a sh*t.”
"The power of private development on public golf courses compels you!"
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Castle Danger Cream Ale."
"We all float down here. And I don’t give a sh*t.”
Coming this Christmas!
“Talk Duluthy to Me This Christmas, or,
Santa's Big DECC Energy"
12/19-20, 26-27
Studio Four in the Depot
Info: [email protected]
Jokes* about:
Twisty Ronchetti pasta!
Sh*t Gifting Keith Nelson!
The Golfin’ Mayor!
*unless the holiday NDA is enforced
“Talk Duluthy to Me This Christmas, or,
Santa's Big DECC Energy"
12/19-20, 26-27
Studio Four in the Depot
Info: [email protected]
Jokes* about:
Twisty Ronchetti pasta!
Sh*t Gifting Keith Nelson!
The Golfin’ Mayor!
*unless the holiday NDA is enforced
October 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Coming this Christmas!
“Talk Duluthy to Me This Christmas, or,
Santa's Big DECC Energy"
12/19-20, 26-27
Studio Four in the Depot
Info: [email protected]
Jokes* about:
Twisty Ronchetti pasta!
Sh*t Gifting Keith Nelson!
The Golfin’ Mayor!
*unless the holiday NDA is enforced
“Talk Duluthy to Me This Christmas, or,
Santa's Big DECC Energy"
12/19-20, 26-27
Studio Four in the Depot
Info: [email protected]
Jokes* about:
Twisty Ronchetti pasta!
Sh*t Gifting Keith Nelson!
The Golfin’ Mayor!
*unless the holiday NDA is enforced
Keith:
I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU THINK!!
Speaker:
Sir, this is an Arby’s drive through.
I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU THINK!!
Speaker:
Sir, this is an Arby’s drive through.
October 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Keith:
I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU THINK!!
Speaker:
Sir, this is an Arby’s drive through.
I DON’T GIVE A SH*T WHAT YOU THINK!!
Speaker:
Sir, this is an Arby’s drive through.
Even More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Don't give yourself to the Duluth Monitor...you're a St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson sh*t!
Don't give yourself to the Duluth Monitor...you're a St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson sh*t!
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Even More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Don't give yourself to the Duluth Monitor...you're a St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson sh*t!
Don't give yourself to the Duluth Monitor...you're a St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson sh*t!
More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet and haunt Duwuth City Counciwors...you're Elmer Fudd Ronchetti!
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet and haunt Duwuth City Counciwors...you're Elmer Fudd Ronchetti!
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
More Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet and haunt Duwuth City Counciwors...you're Elmer Fudd Ronchetti!
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet and haunt Duwuth City Counciwors...you're Elmer Fudd Ronchetti!
Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Hide in the woods off Midway Road, hum & buzz & guzzle gallons of water...you're a Super-Secret Hermantown Data Center!
Hide in the woods off Midway Road, hum & buzz & guzzle gallons of water...you're a Super-Secret Hermantown Data Center!
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Last Minute Northland Halloween Costume Ideas™
Hide in the woods off Midway Road, hum & buzz & guzzle gallons of water...you're a Super-Secret Hermantown Data Center!
Hide in the woods off Midway Road, hum & buzz & guzzle gallons of water...you're a Super-Secret Hermantown Data Center!
How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #816™
Tell Chad Ronchetti the super-secret data center needs more super-secret land for a super-secret reason. He'll get Hermantown to purchase it. Super-secretly.
Tell Chad Ronchetti the super-secret data center needs more super-secret land for a super-secret reason. He'll get Hermantown to purchase it. Super-secretly.
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #816™
Tell Chad Ronchetti the super-secret data center needs more super-secret land for a super-secret reason. He'll get Hermantown to purchase it. Super-secretly.
Tell Chad Ronchetti the super-secret data center needs more super-secret land for a super-secret reason. He'll get Hermantown to purchase it. Super-secretly.
How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #572™
Since he doesn’t give them away, have St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson organize a fundraiser and sell a sh*t. (He carries a LOT of inventory.)
Since he doesn’t give them away, have St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson organize a fundraiser and sell a sh*t. (He carries a LOT of inventory.)
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
How to Save Lester Park Golf Course, Idea #572™
Since he doesn’t give them away, have St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson organize a fundraiser and sell a sh*t. (He carries a LOT of inventory.)
Since he doesn’t give them away, have St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson organize a fundraiser and sell a sh*t. (He carries a LOT of inventory.)
Spooooooky Duluth Halloween Displays 2025™
-Twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson not giving a twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner sh*t.
-Evil clown hiding from his constituents behind Orange Leatherface.
-Summer in Canal Park.
-Twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson not giving a twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner sh*t.
-Evil clown hiding from his constituents behind Orange Leatherface.
-Summer in Canal Park.
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Spooooooky Duluth Halloween Displays 2025™
-Twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson not giving a twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner sh*t.
-Evil clown hiding from his constituents behind Orange Leatherface.
-Summer in Canal Park.
-Twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson not giving a twelve foot St. Louis County Commissioner sh*t.
-Evil clown hiding from his constituents behind Orange Leatherface.
-Summer in Canal Park.
Tried calling my proctologist but ended up in Pete Stauber's telephone town hall.
At least I got through to an ass man.
At least I got through to an ass man.
October 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Tried calling my proctologist but ended up in Pete Stauber's telephone town hall.
At least I got through to an ass man.
At least I got through to an ass man.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Top Northland Halloween Candy 2025™
Hermantown City Council:
Hershey's Data Center Butt Kisses
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson:
(I Don't Give a) Shhhhhhhhhhh-kittles
Pete Stauber:
Orange Whipped
Hermantown City Council:
Hershey's Data Center Butt Kisses
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson:
(I Don't Give a) Shhhhhhhhhhh-kittles
Pete Stauber:
Orange Whipped
October 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Top Northland Halloween Candy 2025™
Hermantown City Council:
Hershey's Data Center Butt Kisses
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson:
(I Don't Give a) Shhhhhhhhhhh-kittles
Pete Stauber:
Orange Whipped
Hermantown City Council:
Hershey's Data Center Butt Kisses
St. Louis County Commissioner Keith Nelson:
(I Don't Give a) Shhhhhhhhhhh-kittles
Pete Stauber:
Orange Whipped
Favorite Christmas Carols of the Hermantown City Council™
"The First No-Tell"
"Hark the Herald Angels WOULD Sing If They Hadn't Signed That Christmas NDA"
"Silent Night"
"The First No-Tell"
"Hark the Herald Angels WOULD Sing If They Hadn't Signed That Christmas NDA"
"Silent Night"
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Favorite Christmas Carols of the Hermantown City Council™
"The First No-Tell"
"Hark the Herald Angels WOULD Sing If They Hadn't Signed That Christmas NDA"
"Silent Night"
"The First No-Tell"
"Hark the Herald Angels WOULD Sing If They Hadn't Signed That Christmas NDA"
"Silent Night"
Things Not Found on the St. Louis County Board of Commissioners™
-Ethics
-Morals
-Giving of sh*t
-Spines
-Time to listen to concerned citizens
-A second
-Ethics
-Morals
-Giving of sh*t
-Spines
-Time to listen to concerned citizens
-A second
October 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Things Not Found on the St. Louis County Board of Commissioners™
-Ethics
-Morals
-Giving of sh*t
-Spines
-Time to listen to concerned citizens
-A second
-Ethics
-Morals
-Giving of sh*t
-Spines
-Time to listen to concerned citizens
-A second