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My colleague said "handheld bidet" and something about that phrase just made me laugh. I've always called it a "bum gun".
December 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My colleague said "handheld bidet" and something about that phrase just made me laugh. I've always called it a "bum gun".
The way Shania Twain has a firm grip on me with her songs
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The way Shania Twain has a firm grip on me with her songs
I always appreciate it when people reuse papers.
An enterprising company placed this ad under my wiper. Imagine my surprise when I turned the paper over. 🤣
An enterprising company placed this ad under my wiper. Imagine my surprise when I turned the paper over. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I always appreciate it when people reuse papers.
An enterprising company placed this ad under my wiper. Imagine my surprise when I turned the paper over. 🤣
An enterprising company placed this ad under my wiper. Imagine my surprise when I turned the paper over. 🤣
Did my civic duty so I have the right to criticize the new government if they underperform.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Did my civic duty so I have the right to criticize the new government if they underperform.
Honestly I'm a little apprehensive about attending the reception. I know they're going to be on Interview Mode.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Honestly I'm a little apprehensive about attending the reception. I know they're going to be on Interview Mode.
Attending my hs bestie's wedding this weekend. It's gonna be a reunion because I haven't seen most of my hs classmates for over a decade. And we don't really keep in touch.
I'm gonna tell people I work in showbiz.
I'm gonna tell people I work in showbiz.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Attending my hs bestie's wedding this weekend. It's gonna be a reunion because I haven't seen most of my hs classmates for over a decade. And we don't really keep in touch.
I'm gonna tell people I work in showbiz.
I'm gonna tell people I work in showbiz.
We were watching the news & my dad asked why there are always screaming ladies when bad things happen so I said it's instinctive and an evolutionary advantage because our primate ancestors had to warn others when dangerous predators were around.
My sis: So you're saying women are monkeys issit???
My sis: So you're saying women are monkeys issit???
October 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We were watching the news & my dad asked why there are always screaming ladies when bad things happen so I said it's instinctive and an evolutionary advantage because our primate ancestors had to warn others when dangerous predators were around.
My sis: So you're saying women are monkeys issit???
My sis: So you're saying women are monkeys issit???
It's a post promoting a tandem skydiving package and the two most voted questions are:
1. Is there a maximum weight limit?
2. Will my dentures fall off during the dive?
Malaysians are never serious.
🤣🤣🤣
1. Is there a maximum weight limit?
2. Will my dentures fall off during the dive?
Malaysians are never serious.
🤣🤣🤣
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's a post promoting a tandem skydiving package and the two most voted questions are:
1. Is there a maximum weight limit?
2. Will my dentures fall off during the dive?
Malaysians are never serious.
🤣🤣🤣
1. Is there a maximum weight limit?
2. Will my dentures fall off during the dive?
Malaysians are never serious.
🤣🤣🤣
I listened to the new TS song and now understood why the smear campaign against her is so dramatic. ☠️
October 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I listened to the new TS song and now understood why the smear campaign against her is so dramatic. ☠️
My cousin is worried about her baby. He's 5 months old and still can't quite roll over. My grandma basically said, imagine being really fat and trying to roll over. It's really hard.
Pfft. 🤣
Pfft. 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My cousin is worried about her baby. He's 5 months old and still can't quite roll over. My grandma basically said, imagine being really fat and trying to roll over. It's really hard.
Pfft. 🤣
Pfft. 🤣
My TikTok fyp is a strong proof that crying is a lifestyle choice for me. All I do is cry over there 😭
September 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My TikTok fyp is a strong proof that crying is a lifestyle choice for me. All I do is cry over there 😭
When life gives you lemons, you forget about one of them at the back of the fridge until it turns mouldy
September 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When life gives you lemons, you forget about one of them at the back of the fridge until it turns mouldy
Obsessed with the Tiktok Thai boy and his goose spirit animal
September 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Obsessed with the Tiktok Thai boy and his goose spirit animal
Our malls and supermarkets are icy cold. My mother gets so bothered when she sees babies without hats and socks on. She'll give the parents judgy side-eyes 😒
September 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Our malls and supermarkets are icy cold. My mother gets so bothered when she sees babies without hats and socks on. She'll give the parents judgy side-eyes 😒
Tomorrow I have to pick up my father's medicine at the hospital pharmacy and then I'm going to get some cinnamon rolls to reward myself.
September 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Tomorrow I have to pick up my father's medicine at the hospital pharmacy and then I'm going to get some cinnamon rolls to reward myself.
It's so upsetting to not be able to sleep when it's raining outside. That's literally the best time to sleep but damn this overthinking mind 😪
September 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's so upsetting to not be able to sleep when it's raining outside. That's literally the best time to sleep but damn this overthinking mind 😪
People are exhausting to be around =/
September 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
People are exhausting to be around =/
Someone said SuJu Siwon is such a magaboo, he wanna be white so bad.
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Someone said SuJu Siwon is such a magaboo, he wanna be white so bad.
Funny how different life can be.
Headlines in the US: Man assassinated in front of a crowd.
Meanwhile in my country: Top scorer denied placement in public university.
Headlines in the US: Man assassinated in front of a crowd.
Meanwhile in my country: Top scorer denied placement in public university.
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Funny how different life can be.
Headlines in the US: Man assassinated in front of a crowd.
Meanwhile in my country: Top scorer denied placement in public university.
Headlines in the US: Man assassinated in front of a crowd.
Meanwhile in my country: Top scorer denied placement in public university.
What is 200 yards in metric unit?
September 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
What is 200 yards in metric unit?
People are more willing to show their bare ass than their bare face smh
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
People are more willing to show their bare ass than their bare face smh
Reno is thinking of changing schools because of bullying. He said primary school kids are vicious and just say things without any filter. I told him to suck it up because it's tough to get a teaching position now.
September 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Reno is thinking of changing schools because of bullying. He said primary school kids are vicious and just say things without any filter. I told him to suck it up because it's tough to get a teaching position now.
How do I tell my coworker that yes I do know that idol and I like him and his group but I can't answer what song I like best because I think the group's songs really sucks?
I just like to see his group in variety shows and funny YouTube edits. Sorry.
I just like to see his group in variety shows and funny YouTube edits. Sorry.
September 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How do I tell my coworker that yes I do know that idol and I like him and his group but I can't answer what song I like best because I think the group's songs really sucks?
I just like to see his group in variety shows and funny YouTube edits. Sorry.
I just like to see his group in variety shows and funny YouTube edits. Sorry.