RC Nelsen
rcnelsen.bsky.social
RC Nelsen
@rcnelsen.bsky.social
New Orleans. Detroit.
He should have been the nominee, and not for VP.
Happy Record Store Day, everybody. Make sure to shop local.
April 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Cade Cunningham just walked into the United Center with an Erykah Badu shirt on. Pistons by x1000
February 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
What would you do if you got called a pedophile during the halftime show of the SuperBowl?
February 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
5mg down. Half Tylenol Pm. White noise on. Setting alarm for tomorrow morning...

That was an hour ago, I'm just reading everybody's Luka and AD takes.
February 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM
How do you trade the greatest 25 year old on earth?

Dallas Mavericks saw Jerry shitting the bed and decided to one up him.
February 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
glad I went to college so i could qualify for this $770 a week job that insists i show up for 40 hours a week with a golf polo on
January 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Willie Nelson
If they looked you square in the eye and said without a hint of humor or irony “fuck you, I will never respect you”, which celebrity would it hurt the most to hear it from?
January 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This usually happens for Hurricanes, not snow storms.
January 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Just heard the new single of a band that made one of my favorite albums of 2023.

It seems as though there is a massive trend in the alt-rock world to make "indie butt rock from 1997."
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Palm Frond Snowman Ears, my essay on Climate Change.

Note the little Japanese Lime nose that fell out.
January 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We used to be a proper country.
January 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is the quietest New Orleans has ever been.
January 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
BELT TO ASS.
Put on for the City 😤

#OnePride  | #DefendTheDen
January 6, 2025 at 4:36 AM
As nervous as I am about the Lions game tonight, I have to quote disgraced rapper Meek Mill, "I used to dream for times like this."

Playing meaningful football in January is special. Any lifelong Lions fan will tell you that.
January 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In a world where everything seems to be getting shittier at a rapid pace, the Criterion Channel gets better every month.
January 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Reposted by RC Nelsen
Next year Netflix should have a Beyoncé concert and have the NFL play for 10 minutes at intermission
December 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
It's fun being a Lions fan these days. My entire life, they would go down 0-14 and just roll over and become the Detroit Kittens.

Hell of a response on Offense to get it to 7-14. Let's see if the wounded Detroit Defense has an answer for the Superhero Josh Allen.
December 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Made it to December 12 without hearing Mariah Carey.

She got me in a Lowes.
December 12, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Even if the Saints win this game, it's apparent that:

1. Rizzi ain't the guy
2. Klint Kubiak + Derek Carr doesn't equate to playoff wins.
December 8, 2024 at 8:12 PM
If the Democrats were any good at politics they would leak it.

But they will continue to play by the rules and lose elections.
NEWS

House Republicans have defeated a measure introduced by Democrats that would have led to the public release of the House Ethics Committee report on former Congressman Matt Gaetz.

The vote was 206-198.
December 6, 2024 at 1:04 AM
When people ask me why my Spotify Wrapped is just Sierra Ferrell and sad country songs
December 4, 2024 at 9:16 PM