R.C.
@rcschmidt1.bsky.social
I now help run a bar, which is wild. Before that, I did other things. I still write, occasionally.
"God, do I love water."- Me, at 2:30AM
"God, do I love water."- Me, if I were Fremen
"God, do I love water."- Me, if I were Fremen
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"God, do I love water."- Me, at 2:30AM
"God, do I love water."- Me, if I were Fremen
"God, do I love water."- Me, if I were Fremen
Great news! My next eye surgery has been booked! It turns out that if you give them $2,000 upfront, they'll consider it. America!
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October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Great news! My next eye surgery has been booked! It turns out that if you give them $2,000 upfront, they'll consider it. America!
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I had a dude come in over the weekend who seemed perfectly normal. "Anything I can help you with?"
"Oh, I'm gonna buy something but first I have a question."
"Sure."
"You got an air fryer?"
"Yeah..."
"Want another one? $25 right now!"
"Good grief. No thanks."
"Oh, I'm gonna buy something but first I have a question."
"Sure."
"You got an air fryer?"
"Yeah..."
"Want another one? $25 right now!"
"Good grief. No thanks."
August 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I had a dude come in over the weekend who seemed perfectly normal. "Anything I can help you with?"
"Oh, I'm gonna buy something but first I have a question."
"Sure."
"You got an air fryer?"
"Yeah..."
"Want another one? $25 right now!"
"Good grief. No thanks."
"Oh, I'm gonna buy something but first I have a question."
"Sure."
"You got an air fryer?"
"Yeah..."
"Want another one? $25 right now!"
"Good grief. No thanks."
Hulk Hogan: "St. Peter, I'm going over tonight and headlining Heaven!
God: "That's not gonna work for me, brother."
God: "That's not gonna work for me, brother."
July 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hulk Hogan: "St. Peter, I'm going over tonight and headlining Heaven!
God: "That's not gonna work for me, brother."
God: "That's not gonna work for me, brother."
I'm launching a new band. We're a yoga themed doo wop revival group.
Sha Na Namaste.
Sha Na Namaste.
July 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm launching a new band. We're a yoga themed doo wop revival group.
Sha Na Namaste.
Sha Na Namaste.
Hey, Omaha friends! I'm doing some stuff for my birthday this week and I thought I'd share it with you because I enjoy seeing you all.
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June 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hey, Omaha friends! I'm doing some stuff for my birthday this week and I thought I'd share it with you because I enjoy seeing you all.
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Movie pitch:
An air marshal has to stop a villain that's released a slew of deadly reptiles on a flight while also battling explosive diarrhea they picked up after eating at the airport Chili's. I call it...
HOT SNAKES ON A PLANE
An air marshal has to stop a villain that's released a slew of deadly reptiles on a flight while also battling explosive diarrhea they picked up after eating at the airport Chili's. I call it...
HOT SNAKES ON A PLANE
June 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Movie pitch:
An air marshal has to stop a villain that's released a slew of deadly reptiles on a flight while also battling explosive diarrhea they picked up after eating at the airport Chili's. I call it...
HOT SNAKES ON A PLANE
An air marshal has to stop a villain that's released a slew of deadly reptiles on a flight while also battling explosive diarrhea they picked up after eating at the airport Chili's. I call it...
HOT SNAKES ON A PLANE
Does anyone want to see the Pavement movie at Film Streams this week?
June 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Does anyone want to see the Pavement movie at Film Streams this week?
I'm thinking I should run for office. Improving infrastructure would lead my platform because I believe a 21st-century America can build a high-speed Grand Funk Railroad.
June 8, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I'm thinking I should run for office. Improving infrastructure would lead my platform because I believe a 21st-century America can build a high-speed Grand Funk Railroad.
So Pope Leo's definitely had Malort, right? I need the church's official opinion on Malort.
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
So Pope Leo's definitely had Malort, right? I need the church's official opinion on Malort.
It strikes me as funny that in order to prepare "Chunky" soup, which was initially marketed towards men (The soup that eats like a meal) you pretty much have to give the can a handjob to get the contents into a bowl.
March 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It strikes me as funny that in order to prepare "Chunky" soup, which was initially marketed towards men (The soup that eats like a meal) you pretty much have to give the can a handjob to get the contents into a bowl.
I'm not saying I'm super hot or anything but I think I look nice enough today that if you hung out with me afterwards you would feel inexplicably compelled to introduce me to your parents.
March 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm not saying I'm super hot or anything but I think I look nice enough today that if you hung out with me afterwards you would feel inexplicably compelled to introduce me to your parents.
It's off to a wild start already. Thunder sleet? Thunder hail? 007 James Bond in Thunderball?
I am curious as to where it goes from here. No matter what, stay safe Omaha.
I am curious as to where it goes from here. No matter what, stay safe Omaha.
March 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
It's off to a wild start already. Thunder sleet? Thunder hail? 007 James Bond in Thunderball?
I am curious as to where it goes from here. No matter what, stay safe Omaha.
I am curious as to where it goes from here. No matter what, stay safe Omaha.
It might seem like I'm preaching to the choir here but these attacks on trans folks are just one front in a war these assholes have planned. I really don't think it eases up from here. We must stand with our trans siblings and fight for each other.
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It might seem like I'm preaching to the choir here but these attacks on trans folks are just one front in a war these assholes have planned. I really don't think it eases up from here. We must stand with our trans siblings and fight for each other.
I wasn't expecting The Beatles to make me cry during my commute. I especially would never have guessed it would be "Paperback Writer".
March 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I wasn't expecting The Beatles to make me cry during my commute. I especially would never have guessed it would be "Paperback Writer".
Omaha! I'm hosting a thing and you're invited! Let's have a good time with our community and win some prizes.
February 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Omaha! I'm hosting a thing and you're invited! Let's have a good time with our community and win some prizes.
Anyone going to the Real Estate gig tonight at Waiting Room?
February 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Anyone going to the Real Estate gig tonight at Waiting Room?
Since I was out of commission the past week, I've missed you all! You should come by Legend Comics and Coffee today. Say hi, happy holidays, all that jazz and maybe I can help with some last minute gifts suggestions!
December 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Since I was out of commission the past week, I've missed you all! You should come by Legend Comics and Coffee today. Say hi, happy holidays, all that jazz and maybe I can help with some last minute gifts suggestions!
Thank you all for your support over this very weird portion of my life. I noticed that we're close to 42% of our goal, would you mind sharing or donating to get us to 42? It is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Thank you all, again.
gofund.me/e7b8fcc7
Thank you all, again.
gofund.me/e7b8fcc7
Donate to Help our dear friend RC, organized by Jacob Copenhaver
Hey Everyone!
We’re reaching out on behalf of our dear friend RC, who is currently facing a … Jacob Copenhaver needs your support for Help our dear friend RC
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December 2, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Thank you all for your support over this very weird portion of my life. I noticed that we're close to 42% of our goal, would you mind sharing or donating to get us to 42? It is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
Thank you all, again.
gofund.me/e7b8fcc7
Thank you all, again.
gofund.me/e7b8fcc7
Do you think broken instruments at the dump talk to Tom Waits like the Green Goblin mask?
November 24, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Do you think broken instruments at the dump talk to Tom Waits like the Green Goblin mask?
The thing's likely fixed but it would be fun to see Jake Paul's head pop off like a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot.
November 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The thing's likely fixed but it would be fun to see Jake Paul's head pop off like a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robot.
I always thought it was funny that in "Super Freak" Rick James sings "She's got incense, wine, and candles, it's such a freaky scene"
I dunno, man, that seems kinda standard to me.
I dunno, man, that seems kinda standard to me.
October 26, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I always thought it was funny that in "Super Freak" Rick James sings "She's got incense, wine, and candles, it's such a freaky scene"
I dunno, man, that seems kinda standard to me.
I dunno, man, that seems kinda standard to me.
Who's your vote for most photogenic band?
I'm going with The Cardigans.
Who ya got?
I'm going with The Cardigans.
Who ya got?
February 8, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Who's your vote for most photogenic band?
I'm going with The Cardigans.
Who ya got?
I'm going with The Cardigans.
Who ya got?
In keeping with how many folks' 2023 is going and just in time for the holiday season, I've found myself in a reverse It's A Wonderful Life where it's been made very clear that people are generally happier if I'm not around.
Not sure how to process yet.
Not sure how to process yet.
December 24, 2023 at 10:15 AM
In keeping with how many folks' 2023 is going and just in time for the holiday season, I've found myself in a reverse It's A Wonderful Life where it's been made very clear that people are generally happier if I'm not around.
Not sure how to process yet.
Not sure how to process yet.
UPDATE: Things are seemingly trending in the right direction as we head towards our next appointment. Luckily, I have a prosthesis ready to go if not. www.instagram.com/p/C0woNjLMY9...
gofund.me/a9036a98
gofund.me/a9036a98
Help our dear friend RC, organized by Jacob Copenhaver
Hey Everyone!
We’re reaching out on behalf of our dear friend RC, who is currently facing a… Jacob Copenhaver needs your support for Help our dear friend RC
gofund.me
December 12, 2023 at 4:39 PM
UPDATE: Things are seemingly trending in the right direction as we head towards our next appointment. Luckily, I have a prosthesis ready to go if not. www.instagram.com/p/C0woNjLMY9...
gofund.me/a9036a98
gofund.me/a9036a98