@rdbaumei.bsky.social
I don't trust left-handed people. They're so sinister
July 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don't trust left-handed people. They're so sinister
@izball.bsky.social
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
You two were amazing on VIP! My wife and I also work at the same company (and mentor a local high school group together), and that "Business Partners" line has become an instant in-joke between us.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
You two were amazing on VIP! My wife and I also work at the same company (and mentor a local high school group together), and that "Business Partners" line has become an instant in-joke between us.
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@izball.bsky.social
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
You two were amazing on VIP! My wife and I also work at the same company (and mentor a local high school group together), and that "Business Partners" line has become an instant in-joke between us.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
You two were amazing on VIP! My wife and I also work at the same company (and mentor a local high school group together), and that "Business Partners" line has become an instant in-joke between us.
You know it's not going to be a good day when you start it off by screwing up the Wordle.
May 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
You know it's not going to be a good day when you start it off by screwing up the Wordle.
Calling them serial killers implies the existence of parallel killers. Which I guess just means committing a massacre.
May 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Calling them serial killers implies the existence of parallel killers. Which I guess just means committing a massacre.
Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain" might be the closest humanity has ever come to producing a truly perfect song.
April 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain" might be the closest humanity has ever come to producing a truly perfect song.
This song has been stuck in my head for two days straight. It's so good.
"Your daddy should have thought of that before he died at sea"
youtu.be/7pVthozWMS8?...
"Your daddy should have thought of that before he died at sea"
youtu.be/7pVthozWMS8?...
Telemachus's Mom (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Overly Sarcastic Productions
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
This song has been stuck in my head for two days straight. It's so good.
"Your daddy should have thought of that before he died at sea"
youtu.be/7pVthozWMS8?...
"Your daddy should have thought of that before he died at sea"
youtu.be/7pVthozWMS8?...
New Orleans just got its own 2010s-style blue skybeam. I wonder what certain disaster was threatening the planet, and which team of unlikely heroes saved us from it.
www.space.com/the-universe...
www.space.com/the-universe...
Spectacular photo taken from ISS shows 'gigantic jet' of upward-shooting lightning towering 50 miles over New Orleans
A newly unveiled astronaut photo shows a "gigantic jet" shooting upward from a thunderstorm above Louisiana in November 2024.
www.space.com
March 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
New Orleans just got its own 2010s-style blue skybeam. I wonder what certain disaster was threatening the planet, and which team of unlikely heroes saved us from it.
www.space.com/the-universe...
www.space.com/the-universe...
I think there must be a fundamental law of the universe that dictates that the number of places to hang towels in a hotel room is always far lower than the number of towels they give you.
March 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I think there must be a fundamental law of the universe that dictates that the number of places to hang towels in a hotel room is always far lower than the number of towels they give you.
I've got a nasty cold right now, and a fever that's been kicking my ass since noon. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drink several shots of NyQuil and Hallucinate My Way to Better Health.
January 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I've got a nasty cold right now, and a fever that's been kicking my ass since noon. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drink several shots of NyQuil and Hallucinate My Way to Better Health.
"How goes being a new dad?"
"Well, time has lost all meaning and my son keeps kicking himself in the balls during diaper changes. Other than that it's going well."
"Well, time has lost all meaning and my son keeps kicking himself in the balls during diaper changes. Other than that it's going well."
January 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"How goes being a new dad?"
"Well, time has lost all meaning and my son keeps kicking himself in the balls during diaper changes. Other than that it's going well."
"Well, time has lost all meaning and my son keeps kicking himself in the balls during diaper changes. Other than that it's going well."
I've discovered there's an overlap between fathers trying to keep a newborn quiet at night so the mom can sleep, and pre-HRT transfemmes. And that overlap is "I sure wish I had tits right now".
January 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I've discovered there's an overlap between fathers trying to keep a newborn quiet at night so the mom can sleep, and pre-HRT transfemmes. And that overlap is "I sure wish I had tits right now".
I keep asking my newborn if he's hungry and he keeps saying "Eh" in response so I think he's probably good.
December 31, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I keep asking my newborn if he's hungry and he keeps saying "Eh" in response so I think he's probably good.
Me: Stands up
My dogs: "There's somethin' happenin' in here. What it is ain't exactly clear"
My dogs: "There's somethin' happenin' in here. What it is ain't exactly clear"
December 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Me: Stands up
My dogs: "There's somethin' happenin' in here. What it is ain't exactly clear"
My dogs: "There's somethin' happenin' in here. What it is ain't exactly clear"