We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
And the machine is bleeding to death
November 9, 2024 at 5:46 AM
We’re trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
And the machine is bleeding to death
Reposted by Bob
Lady just walked up to me at the bar with a cigar box full of Pokémon cards and told me to pick one.
I drew a card that just said “Trainer.” I assume that’s bad?
I drew a card that just said “Trainer.” I assume that’s bad?
June 29, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Lady just walked up to me at the bar with a cigar box full of Pokémon cards and told me to pick one.
I drew a card that just said “Trainer.” I assume that’s bad?
I drew a card that just said “Trainer.” I assume that’s bad?
Also, remember that episode of “Hey Arnold” where the school principal lost his job and went to a karaoke bar, and they didn’t want to pay for the rights to “I Will Survive” so they wrote a new song called “I Will Prevail,” and it was actually a damn good song?
June 22, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Also, remember that episode of “Hey Arnold” where the school principal lost his job and went to a karaoke bar, and they didn’t want to pay for the rights to “I Will Survive” so they wrote a new song called “I Will Prevail,” and it was actually a damn good song?
I’m sitting at a bar right now. It’s karaoke night, and somebody is doing “I Will Survive.” I haven’t heard that in years.
Remember when “I Will Survive” was the default “cliché karaoke song”? What happened to that?
Remember when “I Will Survive” was the default “cliché karaoke song”? What happened to that?
June 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I’m sitting at a bar right now. It’s karaoke night, and somebody is doing “I Will Survive.” I haven’t heard that in years.
Remember when “I Will Survive” was the default “cliché karaoke song”? What happened to that?
Remember when “I Will Survive” was the default “cliché karaoke song”? What happened to that?
Today marks the 32nd Avnniversary of the Greatest Game Ever Played.
February 21, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Today marks the 32nd Avnniversary of the Greatest Game Ever Played.
Update: The channel has moved on to this guy breaking down shellfish.
We’re still all in on this. Now we’re arguing about soft-shell crab versus regular crab.
We’re still all in on this. Now we’re arguing about soft-shell crab versus regular crab.
January 13, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Update: The channel has moved on to this guy breaking down shellfish.
We’re still all in on this. Now we’re arguing about soft-shell crab versus regular crab.
We’re still all in on this. Now we’re arguing about soft-shell crab versus regular crab.
Out: Bar arguments about sports.
In: Bar arguments about how much of a grind is “too fine” for the mustard you’re pairing with a nice, aged Gruyère and some cornichons.
In: Bar arguments about how much of a grind is “too fine” for the mustard you’re pairing with a nice, aged Gruyère and some cornichons.
January 13, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Out: Bar arguments about sports.
In: Bar arguments about how much of a grind is “too fine” for the mustard you’re pairing with a nice, aged Gruyère and some cornichons.
In: Bar arguments about how much of a grind is “too fine” for the mustard you’re pairing with a nice, aged Gruyère and some cornichons.
The basketball game ended and now the main TV at the bar is showing this lady teaching us about cheese and we’re all really into it.
January 13, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The basketball game ended and now the main TV at the bar is showing this lady teaching us about cheese and we’re all really into it.
Do I have to step into ThunderDome with Steve Harvey? Because I like my odds.
January 11, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Do I have to step into ThunderDome with Steve Harvey? Because I like my odds.
Since “Lighthouse Keeper” isn’t really a thing anymore, I believe my new dream job is “Game Show Host.”
How does one get into that? I know things, I look good in a suit, and I’m good as schmoozing. What other skills do you need?
How does one get into that? I know things, I look good in a suit, and I’m good as schmoozing. What other skills do you need?
January 11, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Since “Lighthouse Keeper” isn’t really a thing anymore, I believe my new dream job is “Game Show Host.”
How does one get into that? I know things, I look good in a suit, and I’m good as schmoozing. What other skills do you need?
How does one get into that? I know things, I look good in a suit, and I’m good as schmoozing. What other skills do you need?
105 days until pitchers and catchers.
November 2, 2023 at 3:05 AM
105 days until pitchers and catchers.
If you try to start the wave, you’re a bad person.
September 19, 2023 at 12:24 AM
If you try to start the wave, you’re a bad person.
If the BlueSky app could add the feature where it knows where I left off the last time I closed the app, that would be great.
Not a fan of scrolling until I think I see something I remember and picking up from there.
Not a fan of scrolling until I think I see something I remember and picking up from there.
September 3, 2023 at 1:11 AM
If the BlueSky app could add the feature where it knows where I left off the last time I closed the app, that would be great.
Not a fan of scrolling until I think I see something I remember and picking up from there.
Not a fan of scrolling until I think I see something I remember and picking up from there.
I competed in a chicken-wing-eating contest this afternoon. I came in third and I’m still kind of mad about it.
I had no shot at first - this old dude was a beast and put us all to shame - but I could have got second if I pushed harder.
I had no shot at first - this old dude was a beast and put us all to shame - but I could have got second if I pushed harder.
August 26, 2023 at 9:41 PM
I competed in a chicken-wing-eating contest this afternoon. I came in third and I’m still kind of mad about it.
I had no shot at first - this old dude was a beast and put us all to shame - but I could have got second if I pushed harder.
I had no shot at first - this old dude was a beast and put us all to shame - but I could have got second if I pushed harder.
My wife and I went to an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant tonight.
She is now genuinely disgusted with me.
She is now genuinely disgusted with me.
August 7, 2023 at 2:58 AM
My wife and I went to an all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant tonight.
She is now genuinely disgusted with me.
She is now genuinely disgusted with me.
I’ve decided I’m going to stop adding qualifiers when talking about things that I’m into.
Fuck context.
Fuck context.
August 5, 2023 at 4:24 AM
I’ve decided I’m going to stop adding qualifiers when talking about things that I’m into.
Fuck context.
Fuck context.
I opened up the app tonight and found myself in the middle of a series of posts from people that were showing off how many unread emails they have and now I have second-hand anxiety.
Thanks, BlueSky!
Thanks, BlueSky!
August 5, 2023 at 3:16 AM
I opened up the app tonight and found myself in the middle of a series of posts from people that were showing off how many unread emails they have and now I have second-hand anxiety.
Thanks, BlueSky!
Thanks, BlueSky!
I started playing “Alan Wake” because I heard it was a very “Twin Peaks” inspired horror game.
It is, but it turns out the actual game I had been meaning to play was “Deadly Premonition.”
It is, but it turns out the actual game I had been meaning to play was “Deadly Premonition.”
July 25, 2023 at 2:32 AM
I started playing “Alan Wake” because I heard it was a very “Twin Peaks” inspired horror game.
It is, but it turns out the actual game I had been meaning to play was “Deadly Premonition.”
It is, but it turns out the actual game I had been meaning to play was “Deadly Premonition.”
Underrated item on the list of reasons “Family Guy” is garbage - somehow convincing America that “Don’t Stop Believing” is a great karaoke song.
Or a decent song in general.
Or a decent song in general.
July 20, 2023 at 3:34 AM
Underrated item on the list of reasons “Family Guy” is garbage - somehow convincing America that “Don’t Stop Believing” is a great karaoke song.
Or a decent song in general.
Or a decent song in general.