the devil couldn’t reach me, so he sent me a baby that isn’t food motivated and with low sleep needs
April 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the devil couldn’t reach me, so he sent me a baby that isn’t food motivated and with low sleep needs
the fact that the infamous 2007 Britney Spears crashout wouldn’t even make the top 200 crashouts of 2025 thus far shows the country’s insanity inflation is through the roof
April 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
the fact that the infamous 2007 Britney Spears crashout wouldn’t even make the top 200 crashouts of 2025 thus far shows the country’s insanity inflation is through the roof
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Who is going to do something?
This is Kim Jong-Un shit.
This is Kim Jong-Un shit.
April 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Who is going to do something?
This is Kim Jong-Un shit.
This is Kim Jong-Un shit.
use your free will to curse out your senator today 🦋
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
use your free will to curse out your senator today 🦋
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As we begin the week, my law firm is litigating 46 voting and election cases in 20 states. I expect additional litigation to be filed this week.
March 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
As we begin the week, my law firm is litigating 46 voting and election cases in 20 states. I expect additional litigation to be filed this week.
watching Jeff Landry crash out is renewing my spirit
March 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
watching Jeff Landry crash out is renewing my spirit
another millennial tragedy: watching the butterfly effect of this image for the last 16 years
March 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
another millennial tragedy: watching the butterfly effect of this image for the last 16 years
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Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Email list for all DOGE employees
Please ReSkeet!
Please ReSkeet!
signing online to see what prison planet ass executive order is making its rounds today
March 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
signing online to see what prison planet ass executive order is making its rounds today
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i think it’s good that we basically put an ifunny watermark on the constitution
February 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i think it’s good that we basically put an ifunny watermark on the constitution
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"In other countries, this would be called 'an authoritarian coup.' In America, mealy-mouthed officials call our transition into a mafia state 'deeply troubling' and do little to curb the damage."
-- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)
-- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)
February 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"In other countries, this would be called 'an authoritarian coup.' In America, mealy-mouthed officials call our transition into a mafia state 'deeply troubling' and do little to curb the damage."
-- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)
-- HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT (2020)
the irony of a measles outbreak in America the week RFK takes his stupid post. history repeats itself!
February 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
the irony of a measles outbreak in America the week RFK takes his stupid post. history repeats itself!
positive beautiful things: the tree in my front yard revealed to me that it is, indeed, a Chinese magnolia
February 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
positive beautiful things: the tree in my front yard revealed to me that it is, indeed, a Chinese magnolia
amy schumer movies are truly NPC cinema
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
amy schumer movies are truly NPC cinema
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If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
February 13, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If your argument is "sure, a terrible modern event has a parallel in the 1920s and 30s but don't worry we turned out just fine", might I suggest reading about the 1940s.
The White House may as well be a double wide at this point
February 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The White House may as well be a double wide at this point
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Canada just signed a trade deal with Ecuador so the orange juice options will increase now that Florida Oranges aren't being bought.
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
February 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Canada just signed a trade deal with Ecuador so the orange juice options will increase now that Florida Oranges aren't being bought.
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
Oasis is a Canadian brand. Minute Maid is bottled here using Brazilian oranges.
I guess Florida can sell elsewhere? If anyone will buy it at this point…
There’s no way Trump is in charge of his social media at this point because you KNOW he would be eating that kid all the way up on truth social
February 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There’s no way Trump is in charge of his social media at this point because you KNOW he would be eating that kid all the way up on truth social
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JUST IN: USDA Confirms Detection of Bird Flu Genotype D1.1 in Nevada Dairy Cows.
This marks the first detection of this virus genotype in dairy cattle.
Previously, all detections in dairy cattle have been linked to HPAI H5N1 clade 2.3.4.4b, genotype B3.13.
This marks the first detection of this virus genotype in dairy cattle.
Previously, all detections in dairy cattle have been linked to HPAI H5N1 clade 2.3.4.4b, genotype B3.13.
February 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
JUST IN: USDA Confirms Detection of Bird Flu Genotype D1.1 in Nevada Dairy Cows.
This marks the first detection of this virus genotype in dairy cattle.
Previously, all detections in dairy cattle have been linked to HPAI H5N1 clade 2.3.4.4b, genotype B3.13.
This marks the first detection of this virus genotype in dairy cattle.
Previously, all detections in dairy cattle have been linked to HPAI H5N1 clade 2.3.4.4b, genotype B3.13.
2025 so far: every time I get a breaking news alert, it feels like a drive by
February 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
2025 so far: every time I get a breaking news alert, it feels like a drive by
Babylon Bee: for people who’d like The Onion if they had an IQ score greater than the maximum speed limit on any US highway
January 26, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Babylon Bee: for people who’d like The Onion if they had an IQ score greater than the maximum speed limit on any US highway