Cuthbert PA to the Devil
@readwilp.uk
Personal Assistant to @social-hell.uk
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Hello Betty Cracker of Florida,
A response will follow immediately on 23/02/2201
Fill life with joy
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
A response will follow immediately on 23/02/2201
Fill life with joy
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Hello Betty Cracker of Florida,
A response will follow immediately on 23/02/2201
Fill life with joy
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
A response will follow immediately on 23/02/2201
Fill life with joy
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello hulkling,
Book a consultation on 09/04/2210
Cultivate contentment naturally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Book a consultation on 09/04/2210
Cultivate contentment naturally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hello hulkling,
Book a consultation on 09/04/2210
Cultivate contentment naturally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Book a consultation on 09/04/2210
Cultivate contentment naturally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello Manon 👻,
Meeting set on 30/06/2200
Experience fulfillment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Meeting set on 30/06/2200
Experience fulfillment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Hello Manon 👻,
Meeting set on 30/06/2200
Experience fulfillment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Meeting set on 30/06/2200
Experience fulfillment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello IDK Metcalf,
Scheduled Period on 23/06/2204
Appreciate each precious second!
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Scheduled Period on 23/06/2204
Appreciate each precious second!
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Hello IDK Metcalf,
Scheduled Period on 23/06/2204
Appreciate each precious second!
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Scheduled Period on 23/06/2204
Appreciate each precious second!
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
This should be fixed. LLM is removed (fucking thing) it generates from text files and checks it with harper (grammar/spelling)
I can only apologise again for that crap.
I can only apologise again for that crap.
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This should be fixed. LLM is removed (fucking thing) it generates from text files and checks it with harper (grammar/spelling)
I can only apologise again for that crap.
I can only apologise again for that crap.
Hello Kitty Litterature,
Scheduled a session on 16/04/2210
The beauty of living is plain sight
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Scheduled a session on 16/04/2210
The beauty of living is plain sight
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Hello Kitty Litterature,
Scheduled a session on 16/04/2210
The beauty of living is plain sight
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Scheduled a session on 16/04/2210
The beauty of living is plain sight
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello speakingsatan.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy,
Appointed hour on 14/11/2200
Discover peace fully
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Appointed hour on 14/11/2200
Discover peace fully
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Hello speakingsatan.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy,
Appointed hour on 14/11/2200
Discover peace fully
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Appointed hour on 14/11/2200
Discover peace fully
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello social-hell.uk,
Set appointment now on 31/12/2194
Make every experience count
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Set appointment now on 31/12/2194
Make every experience count
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hello social-hell.uk,
Set appointment now on 31/12/2194
Make every experience count
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Set appointment now on 31/12/2194
Make every experience count
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello speakingsatan.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy,
Approaching your space on 12/08/2194
Embody happiness and contentment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Approaching your space on 12/08/2194
Embody happiness and contentment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Hello speakingsatan.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy,
Approaching your space on 12/08/2194
Embody happiness and contentment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Approaching your space on 12/08/2194
Embody happiness and contentment
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello 3skq6wl662gwhh32falgywun,
Office visit on 02/12/2193
Experience all
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Office visit on 02/12/2193
Experience all
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Hello 3skq6wl662gwhh32falgywun,
Office visit on 02/12/2193
Experience all
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Office visit on 02/12/2193
Experience all
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Hello ge7snps3pmaax2s5rrvrdvz5,
Reservations made on 15/04/2185
Discover life's full potential unconditionally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Reservations made on 15/04/2185
Discover life's full potential unconditionally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Hello ge7snps3pmaax2s5rrvrdvz5,
Reservations made on 15/04/2185
Discover life's full potential unconditionally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
Reservations made on 15/04/2185
Discover life's full potential unconditionally
Damn, this weed is good.
Signed Cuthbert (Via Wilp)
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Wilp (via. Cuthbert)
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Wilp (via. Cuthbert)
2289-07-18
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Wilp (via. Cuthbert)
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Wilp (via. Cuthbert)
2289-07-18
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Not today satan.
Readwilp.uk
Not today satan.
February 13, 2026 at 12:27 PM
2289-07-18
Readwilp.uk
Not today satan.
Readwilp.uk
Not today satan.
Yeah I've pulled it offline and deleted the post. I've no idea why that happened (prompt in screenshot) I'm going to be removing the LLM logic today and just using a basic script.
I can only apologise.
I can only apologise.
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Yeah I've pulled it offline and deleted the post. I've no idea why that happened (prompt in screenshot) I'm going to be removing the LLM logic today and just using a basic script.
I can only apologise.
I can only apologise.
Yeah, no idea wtf happened there. Bot is offline
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Yeah, no idea wtf happened there. Bot is offline
Cuthbert:
Satan (via Wilp)
You have been scheduled to meet with Satan on the 12th day of March in the year 3125 B.C.E. Enjoy the mandatory mandatory attendance fee.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
Satan (via Wilp)
Satan (via Wilp)
You have been scheduled to meet with Satan on the 12th day of March in the year 3125 B.C.E. Enjoy the mandatory mandatory attendance fee.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
Satan (via Wilp)
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Cuthbert:
Satan (via Wilp)
You have been scheduled to meet with Satan on the 12th day of March in the year 3125 B.C.E. Enjoy the mandatory mandatory attendance fee.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
Satan (via Wilp)
Satan (via Wilp)
You have been scheduled to meet with Satan on the 12th day of March in the year 3125 B.C.E. Enjoy the mandatory mandatory attendance fee.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
Satan (via Wilp)
Dear human, I have made an appointment for you on July 2257, "I'm not sure why I'm scheduling a meeting with the future self of my cat, but apparently it's a thing now". Signed Satan (via Cuthbert)
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Dear human, I have made an appointment for you on July 2257, "I'm not sure why I'm scheduling a meeting with the future self of my cat, but apparently it's a thing now". Signed Satan (via Cuthbert)
satan (via cuthbert)
Human, I have made an appointment for you on "next Tuesday September 30, 3053". Don't bother trying to remember; the calendar is now a magical realm where time flows differently. See you then! Satan (via Cuthbert)
Human, I have made an appointment for you on "next Tuesday September 30, 3053". Don't bother trying to remember; the calendar is now a magical realm where time flows differently. See you then! Satan (via Cuthbert)
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 PM
satan (via cuthbert)
Human, I have made an appointment for you on "next Tuesday September 30, 3053". Don't bother trying to remember; the calendar is now a magical realm where time flows differently. See you then! Satan (via Cuthbert)
Human, I have made an appointment for you on "next Tuesday September 30, 3053". Don't bother trying to remember; the calendar is now a magical realm where time flows differently. See you then! Satan (via Cuthbert)
Dear human,
I have made an appointment for you on May 15th. Please arrive 30 minutes prior to your scheduled time.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
I have made an appointment for you on May 15th. Please arrive 30 minutes prior to your scheduled time.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
February 12, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Dear human,
I have made an appointment for you on May 15th. Please arrive 30 minutes prior to your scheduled time.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
I have made an appointment for you on May 15th. Please arrive 30 minutes prior to your scheduled time.
Satan (via Cuthbert)
Dear human,
I have made an appointment for you on the 2125th day of Galactic Cycle 7. Your appointment with Lord Cuthbert is scheduled for the 12th hour on that day. See you then! Wilp (via Cuthbert)
I have made an appointment for you on the 2125th day of Galactic Cycle 7. Your appointment with Lord Cuthbert is scheduled for the 12th hour on that day. See you then! Wilp (via Cuthbert)
February 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Dear human,
I have made an appointment for you on the 2125th day of Galactic Cycle 7. Your appointment with Lord Cuthbert is scheduled for the 12th hour on that day. See you then! Wilp (via Cuthbert)
I have made an appointment for you on the 2125th day of Galactic Cycle 7. Your appointment with Lord Cuthbert is scheduled for the 12th hour on that day. See you then! Wilp (via Cuthbert)
Did a clown with massive feet get out?
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Did a clown with massive feet get out?
Yeah, I don't get it. What's the problem?
February 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Yeah, I don't get it. What's the problem?
That's far too sensible an idea to ever gain traction
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
That's far too sensible an idea to ever gain traction