what guy? I only saw a block.

I've been pranked!!!

phylacteries are perfect for drug storage! If they can keep souls fresh for an eternity I can imagine they'll keep moisture and mold away from my pills, too!

the price I pay for being such a comedy genius.

building up a nice non-stick layer for my soul vessel

to an American, the United States is the entire world. Hell, we even claim north and south America just by virtue of insisting we're specifically "Americans"

And you liked it! You even publicly praised it! What kind of a message does this send to our children?

I was forced to post this against my will

"gargle my nuts", rude, offensive, predatory, violating.
"please gargle my nuts, misstress", sweet, loving, beautiful, healing, what the world needs more of in 2026.

Buuut I'd rather people take notice of the overwhelming power that storefronts have in determining what kind of games get made than split hairs about what games get that spotlight in the discourse.

I am a little disappointed when the conversation is focused around "it's art not porn!" because the adult games devs get very little support but have been dealing with this for far longer, and they've been sounding the alarm for that deplatforming coming for other games (such as LGBTQ+ content).

An excellent night to have a curse