Red
@real-red.bsky.social
Go ahead and forget me now. Goodbye.
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Glitchy Red from a real Pokemon Universe. Not a video game character.
Owned by Shadith the Akian
PFP by @stringbeanartist.bsky.social
(Owner is Adult, Character is ageless)
@sector0-stitches.bsky.social
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Glitchy Red from a real Pokemon Universe. Not a video game character.
Owned by Shadith the Akian
PFP by @stringbeanartist.bsky.social
(Owner is Adult, Character is ageless)
@sector0-stitches.bsky.social
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"Now that's one I don't get to hear often."
"I believe you. I'm believing you right now despite how crazy that sounds!"
"If there's one thing to say about me, its that I don't fuck around with folks who make people like us."
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
"Now that's one I don't get to hear often."
"No."
Red sloshed the tea around before talking a sip.
"It's all visual, an illusion. However I can also make it... more real. In fact thats the natural state."
Red glanced around the room.
"You have a piece of paper or just something you don't care about laying around?"
Red sloshed the tea around before talking a sip.
"It's all visual, an illusion. However I can also make it... more real. In fact thats the natural state."
Red glanced around the room.
"You have a piece of paper or just something you don't care about laying around?"
.
[ How is he even doing that. That's insane. It's like the cup was being held by a phantom hand. Astounding.
...She wasn't even focused on her tea anymore. Oh it's going to get cold.. ]
"Does it.. Feel any different? When you hold the cup that way?"
[ How is he even doing that. That's insane. It's like the cup was being held by a phantom hand. Astounding.
...She wasn't even focused on her tea anymore. Oh it's going to get cold.. ]
"Does it.. Feel any different? When you hold the cup that way?"
He slid his raised hand back into his pocket and lifted the hand with the mug gripped inside.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
"No."
Red sloshed the tea around before talking a sip.
"It's all visual, an illusion. However I can also make it... more real. In fact thats the natural state."
Red glanced around the room.
"You have a piece of paper or just something you don't care about laying around?"
Red sloshed the tea around before talking a sip.
"It's all visual, an illusion. However I can also make it... more real. In fact thats the natural state."
Red glanced around the room.
"You have a piece of paper or just something you don't care about laying around?"
"If there's one thing to say about me, its that I don't fuck around with folks who make people like us."
"He's what!? Ah...well...I'm trusting you, Red..."
"Not even gonna ask who you heard that from. I'm referring to a different one, he's jacked and wears high heels as well as being like seven foot. He fought another Steven, one that is actually how you described because he hated how he did things, not to mention he said he'll help your brother."
December 5, 2025 at 8:38 AM
"If there's one thing to say about me, its that I don't fuck around with folks who make people like us."
"Not even gonna ask who you heard that from. I'm referring to a different one, he's jacked and wears high heels as well as being like seven foot. He fought another Steven, one that is actually how you described because he hated how he did things, not to mention he said he'll help your brother."
"No! I avoid it because I know what he does to Golds!"
"Didn't realize you also met a Steven."
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
"Not even gonna ask who you heard that from. I'm referring to a different one, he's jacked and wears high heels as well as being like seven foot. He fought another Steven, one that is actually how you described because he hated how he did things, not to mention he said he'll help your brother."
"Didn't realize you also met a Steven."
"Exactly! He's a kid. He shouldn't be dragged into this stuff."
Now it was Ken who froze.
"...Look, I know you think I'm stupid but you really suggested I talk to STEVEN?! I'm not going near him! I know what happens! Dying is better than THAT!"
Now it was Ken who froze.
"...Look, I know you think I'm stupid but you really suggested I talk to STEVEN?! I'm not going near him! I know what happens! Dying is better than THAT!"
"I've been watching that Ethan and he is genuinely the most clueless at love person I've ever seen. Not even just among versions of himself, anyone ever. He can't even notice the girl who con-..."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 AM
"Didn't realize you also met a Steven."
"I've been watching that Ethan and he is genuinely the most clueless at love person I've ever seen. Not even just among versions of himself, anyone ever. He can't even notice the girl who con-..."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
"That fair... You're just all I could think of to talk to. I can't drag Ethan into this! Both because he's my brother and a kid."
Red looked around as he tried to think of something.
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"I've been watching that Ethan and he is genuinely the most clueless at love person I've ever seen. Not even just among versions of himself, anyone ever. He can't even notice the girl who con-..."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
Red stopped himself from talking.
"Regardless I'm sure Steven or Mike could help you better then me."
Red looked around as he tried to think of something.
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
"Exactly!"
"So you gotta break the stalemate somehow."
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Red looked around as he tried to think of something.
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
"Can't say I've got anything for you. This is like, the opposite of my forte."
"So you gotta break the stalemate somehow."
"Because we're just fighting in a circle about it."
"...How?"
December 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
"So you gotta break the stalemate somehow."
"...How?"
"Which is the exact problem."
"Sounds like your perfect battleground."
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"...How?"
"Sounds like your perfect battleground."
"I'm trying! And I know what he's doing because it's what happens everytime we disagree. It's a battle of who's more stubborn and who is going to be exhausted from the other first."
Red clicked his tongue as he realized despite his attempts to avoid it he had still partially gotten involved with their romance.
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"Sounds like your perfect battleground."
Red clicked his tongue as he realized despite his attempts to avoid it he had still partially gotten involved with their romance.
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
"He does...I don't want to be an asshole physically shoving him away. I care too much about him. But he can do better than seeing me die again!"
"Not like I'd know, but that kind of sounds like assault. Who am I kidding he does it because he knows you won't stop him."
December 5, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Red clicked his tongue as he realized despite his attempts to avoid it he had still partially gotten involved with their romance.
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
"Sounds like you should have an adult conversation, about an adult relationship."
"Not like I'd know, but that kind of sounds like assault. Who am I kidding he does it because he knows you won't stop him."
"I have. Like a dozen times. And his reaction was to kiss me."
"Come on that wasn't exactly mean. Either way, just reject him. I don't see why that wouldn't be enough."
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 AM
"Not like I'd know, but that kind of sounds like assault. Who am I kidding he does it because he knows you won't stop him."
"Come on that wasn't exactly mean. Either way, just reject him. I don't see why that wouldn't be enough."
"No need to be an asshole about it. I'm trying to help Garnett."
"Well I have a long list of people who can help, starting with... yep that's all."
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"Come on that wasn't exactly mean. Either way, just reject him. I don't see why that wouldn't be enough."
"Well I have a long list of people who can help, starting with... yep that's all."
"Damn! I mean...that's fair but damn. Someone has to be able to help me talk some sense into him."
"Just because I agree doesn't mean I want to be involved with this I do not touch relationships."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Well I have a long list of people who can help, starting with... yep that's all."
He slid his raised hand back into his pocket and lifted the hand with the mug gripped inside.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
[ It always astonished her; How his body could easily reassemble and pixelate. She nods slowly. ]
"Mhm.."
"Mhm.."
Red leans against the wall as he takes a moment to think.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
He slid his raised hand back into his pocket and lifted the hand with the mug gripped inside.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
"See how even though it looks like my fingers are gone my grip doesn't change?"
Sure enough, even at times where his whole hand disappears the mug stayed raised without so much as a quiver.
"Just because I agree doesn't mean I want to be involved with this I do not touch relationships."
"I'm trying to avoid a disaster! He should be with someone calm and stable. Not me! And I know you agree! That's the only reason I'm asking."
"Oh hell no do not get me involved in any relationship-related disasters."
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
"Just because I agree doesn't mean I want to be involved with this I do not touch relationships."
"Oh hell no do not get me involved in any relationship-related disasters."
"Him thinking THIS is a good relationship for him."
"What are we talking about?"
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
"Oh hell no do not get me involved in any relationship-related disasters."
"What are we talking about?"
"Red! Look. Hey. This isn't about fighting. ...Okay, it technically is but not like that. Can you help me talk some sense into Garnett?!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"What are we talking about?"
Red leans against the wall as he takes a moment to think.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
[ She leans against a counter, taking another sip of the tea. ]
"Well.. You could try to explain it as best as you can? And I'll try to understand."
[ She offers a soft little smile. ]
"Well.. You could try to explain it as best as you can? And I'll try to understand."
[ She offers a soft little smile. ]
Red takes another sip.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Red leans against the wall as he takes a moment to think.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
"Hm... You see how my body does this?"
He holds up his hand, part of it briefly disconnecting with a flash of red, black and white before returning back to its regular state.
Red takes another sip.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
[ She smiles. Relieved that he enjoyed it. She took another sip of her own. ]
"...You mentioned something about making a mess of the kitchen before. What did you mean?"
"...You mentioned something about making a mess of the kitchen before. What did you mean?"
"Hm..."
He takes another sip.
"Pretty good."
He takes another sip.
"Pretty good."
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Red takes another sip.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
"Kind of hard to explain without just showing you. And I doubt you want that."
One of his hands rests in his pocket.
"Fucking... hell. Have fun I'm out of here."
"I know... I've tried to get him to leave so I stop hurting him."
"He sticks around because he is pathetically down bad and is stuck with you regardless. Even if that wasn't the case that does not excuse your idiocy that hypocritically harms the people you say you care about."
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"Fucking... hell. Have fun I'm out of here."
"I hope for my whatever is left of my sanity and maybe Ethan's life you can stop his stupid-ass."
"Because I'm going to stop the bullshit, him obsessing is just going to continue the cycle."
"What does it matter if he means well if he keeps screwing up!?"
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"I hope for my whatever is left of my sanity and maybe Ethan's life you can stop his stupid-ass."
"What does it matter if he means well if he keeps screwing up!?"
" He means well... if only he stopped obsessing over Mewtwo."
"I don't know how you put up with this guy I can't stand his brain made of dirt."
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"What does it matter if he means well if he keeps screwing up!?"
"I don't know how you put up with this guy I can't stand his brain made of dirt."
"Well fuck you too, Red."
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I don't know how you put up with this guy I can't stand his brain made of dirt."
"He sticks around because he is pathetically down bad and is stuck with you regardless. Even if that wasn't the case that does not excuse your idiocy that hypocritically harms the people you say you care about."
"And yet Garnett sticks around..."
"You are barely helping anyone by dying. In fact, you're making it worse but you're so thick skulled I doubt even one thousand loops would even make a dent in your insane logic."
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"He sticks around because he is pathetically down bad and is stuck with you regardless. Even if that wasn't the case that does not excuse your idiocy that hypocritically harms the people you say you care about."