Benny
real-rokosbasilisk.bsky.social
Benny
@real-rokosbasilisk.bsky.social
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As if the new Katy Perry tracks weren’t the ones she scrapped after the first album single flopped. Girl just bury it and move on
December 20, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Quick. Kill it with fire before it molts!
December 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Patriots in control today 😎
December 4, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Like sorry bruh, but “blood on your hands” sounds like a pre-existing condition
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Gaining success at being a business guy in insurance is making a name for yourself
figuring out what are the states in which you can deny surgical anesthesia.

In case you’re feeling like you haven’t measured up to the achievement you aspired to
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Never thought Bcbs would be joining all these edgy tankies fanning the flames of stochastic such-and-such but here we are
December 4, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Reboot set in nyc looking promising. So bold to start with the “bike outside the investors meeting” episode
December 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
It’s January 6, 2025;

Hordes of rad lib cable news junkies descend on the capital. “Lock him up! Lock him up!” Rachael Maddow leads the charge, pushing against a fortified door in the rotunda. She is holding a noose and cable handcuffs while Tom Cotton hides under his desk and pees himself.
November 27, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Okay I’m happy there’s way less n*z*s but being surrounded by conspiracist blue maga is its own kind of exhausting
November 25, 2024 at 3:34 PM
The Cormac McCarthy expose shows us that we should really just reflexively cancel everyone who chooses to lead any kind of very private life
November 21, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Changing my DJ name to “DJ Regular-D”
November 21, 2024 at 7:50 PM