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This reddit comment is a rorschach test.
a screenshot from a reddit thread of a comment that reads: "itscompanypolicyman - 2 hours ago "I just.. can you imagine the rich inner life this mf is living? These thoughts are incredible. He is reeling. This is how this person sees the world. We drive next to these people. These people are allowed to operate heavy machinery right fucken next to us."
January 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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I'm dealing with some mildly uncomfy health stuff (not severe, not to worry) and have been basically sleeping for two weeks straight. Today I had a really good rest and did some colouring!
A finished colouring page of a round potion bottle terrarium. Inside the potion bottle is a dark night sky background with lots of stars,and in the foreground mushrooms and plants glowing warmly!
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Rogue Trader is a light-hearted romp through the Imperium of Man.
A screenshot from the game Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader that reads, "Dahr-Impulse VI: "Our faith imposes a duty of obedience on us. Every Electro-Priest is given numerous electoos that combine in a blessed voltagheist circuit, allowing feeble flesh to withstand the might of the Motive Force. That is why our skin glows with its light, and our eyes boil and melt when we are ordained."
January 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Thistle, my sweet little friend.
A small grey cat sprawled out on a bed alongside the pillows. The comforter is white, and there is a green squish mallow and baby yoda plush on the bed behind her. In the background, there is a white bookshelf full of books and knicknacks.
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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Look at him!!!!!
A fluffy ragdoll cat lying under a bedframe on a brown and white patterned carpet.
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Tag yourself, I'm "Sumptuously rendered food'.
Hayao Miyazaki Bingo card! Squares read: Witches, Gloopy stuff, Non-specific European Setting, non-specific Japanese setting, Unusual aircraft, Animals acting weird, Standoffish cat, Adorable old woman, Demons, Sumptuously rendered food, Misunderstood beasts, Physically demanding labour, Moss, Comically large nose or mustache, Grotesque old woman, Shadowy figures, Nostalgia for post war Japan, Nostalgia for pre-war Japan, Headstrong girl/young woman, Hubris, Aviator goggles, Overwhelming forces of nature, Spirits, Elaborate machinery, Dilapidated building
December 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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a small himalayan kitten is reaching up, yearning a plate of deviled eggs
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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HerbHeads unite!!!!!
A screenshot of Spotify wrapped that reads "Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass is your top artist. You spent 435 minutes with them, which makes you a top 0.2% global fan."
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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After almost 5 years of faithful service, these leggings have finally fallen. They've served through early morning cardio sessions, Bulgarian split squat competitions, and many, many low-confidence days. Anyone else built like a brick house knows how fast we burn through these.

F to pay respects.
A black and white selfie of a woman wearing a loose sweater, long tank top, and grey and black leggings with white stripes on the thigh.
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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My master, Sauron the Great, has bid thee welcome, and quite frankly, it's SO disrespectful that you would tell him to disband the armies of Mordor and depart these lands, never to return!
a still frame from Lord of the Rings depicting "The Mouth of Sauron", a character who wears a metal helmet and black fabric hood obscuring almost their entire face exept their mouth. Their mouth is pulled in a tight, pained smile revealing inhumanly long, sharp teeth that are stained with some kind of black oil or grease.
December 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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"I wonder if I can grab a couple sticks of RAM before things get even worse."

No, I guess not...
A screenshot from CanadaComputers.com featuring RAM sticks ranging from $232 to $600 CAD.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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a graphic of a shooting star with a rainbow tail on a dark blue background, text that reads "any day now"
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
A promo image from the film 9-to-5 featuring Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, and Lily Tomlin against a blue background.
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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My dad might be some kind of lesser Ainur.
A man with a bushy grey beard wearing a red sweater, a white scarf, and red hat. There is a christmas tree in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I reduced all social media usage in 2025. I was starting to feel like those sad elderly people at a casino, attached to a slot machine, getting milked dry in exchange for the smallest fraction of dopamine.

I don't even have unreasonable limits, it's like 1-2 hrs a day for most apps.
A screenshot that displays a Bluesky user's "Grass touching" metric. There is a single horizontal line with three labels. From left to right, "online, balanced, offline". There is a small orange circle indicator 2/3rds of the way between Balanced and Offline. Beneath that, text reads: "You're a 'Daytime Poster' with 2 posts/day"
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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😭😭😭
Screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads "your listening age 79"
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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screenshot from Steam that reads "last online 4 years ago"
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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My number one artist was Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass 💀
A screenshot from Spotify wrapped that reads, "Your listening age 79"
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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If you need me, I'll just be perusing manuscripts in my study.
A very small room with a yellow electric fireplace in the middle, a wooden bookshelf, a wide brown armchair with pillows, and lots of art on the walls.
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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A man with a very broad torso and tiny head wearing a white suit jacket and a pale blue turtleneck. He has a blond mushroom cut wig, black eye liner and black lipstick. (The image is a still of the character Uncle Fester from The Adam's Family)
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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A still from TV show "Community" of a bald man in a short sleeve button up shirt and green tie. He's holding a sign that reads, "Greendale, e pluribus anus" and the logo is a pink circle with a five pointed shape in the centre.
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Congrats to LinkedIn for inventing inbox rust.
Screenshot of an inbox where every single email is some variation of a LinkedIn notification that reads "Linked In - You appeared in X searches this week - see who searched your profile"
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Boob thinks I'm funny
A screenshot of tiktok notifications on a video with a thumbnail of a woman in an animal print jacket holding a fluffy white cat at a cat show. The notification text reads, "tiffm7688, boob, and 6 others liked your comment 2h ago".
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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We're the same age.
Selfie of a woman with brown hair and two long braids. She's wearing glasses and overalls and a dark green sweater.
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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If the trough fits...
a screenshot of disney's wikipedia article cropped on a list of their last dozen or so films, most of which are sequels, remakes, or adaptations
November 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM