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Jasper
@realbadjasper.bsky.social
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Author of Robber/Robert, a NSFW🔞🔞🔞 series about some dummy aliens who love each other. Read for free! https://robber-robert.com/ (+18 only)
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Oct 17
HEY, since we have pinned posts now, just reminding everyone about my very hot, very silly, 90 pg 🔞NSFW🔞 comic about two extraterrestrials who are bad at their jobs but GREAT at being horny 👽👽👌

Chapter 1 is FINISHED and FREE TO READ!!
robberrobert.orgymania.net/robberrobert...
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 21h
Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 21h
Guys who are pals at the evil alien space mining company 👽👍
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turntap @ngoobles.bsky.social · 6d
CHAPTER 1 DROPS TOMORROW. 🙂‍↕️✏️
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turntap @ngoobles.bsky.social · 16d
John Rich & The Big Picture is serialized online m/m romcom novel that begins updating NEXT WEEK. ✨🎉

1. Tell all of your friends. ✏️
2. Read it here: www.okjohnrich.site ✏️
3. Or read it here: www.tumblr.com/okjohnrich ✏️
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CorkScrewAni @corkscrewani.bsky.social · 17d
everybody skate
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AlliAfterDark 🔞 @alliafterdark.bsky.social · 17d
Fuck it I'm posting the tentacles 1/3
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台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 17d
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 18d
omg I need that minecraft bumper sticker
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 19d
That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.

I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 19d
That's it for the Robber/Robert Chapter 1 epilogue!! Thanks so much for reading, please enjoy this little bonus panel lol.

I wrote up some future RR plans on the site if you wanna take a look, or read the whole darn thing again! robber-robert.com
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 20d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 20d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 17, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The RR guys finally get some R&R after what was probably the most bizarre night in the history of the universe. Thanks for reading!! :)
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 20d
Got my schedule totally messed up by SPX and just realized I posted the last RR page yesterday, Wednesday, so get ready for ANOTHER page in a few minutes here lol. It's the last page of the epilogue (minus a little bonus illustration that will go up tomorrow!) Thanks for reading!!!
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 21d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 21d
Oh man, that would've been quite a way to end it lol
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 21d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 16, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

The night's finally winding down, but it seems like Rob's got one more really cool idea...
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Ozxzo @ozxzo.bsky.social · 23d
Alien junk fun! (characters belong to @realbadjasper.bsky.social 🧡)
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 24d
Last day of SPX, come getcha aliens at table W83 in the back corner of the ballroom!!
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 26d
Reminder I'm going to be at SPX this weekend!! Table W83!! All the RR books and zines you could ever want!!!!!
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Sep 5
I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me!

I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 26d
Reminder I'm going to be at SPX this weekend!! Table W83!! All the RR books and zines you could ever want!!!!!
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Sep 5
I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me!

I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 27d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 27d
AWWW!!! 🥹💖👽
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H H T ☁️🍃🍂✨ @robogart.bsky.social · 27d
Finished portrait commission for the Bean Bun rewards of Andy from @realbadjasper.bsky.social's Robber Robert for @crabbng.kingsofsorts.com! 🥳💖💕✨
Digitally painted portrait of Andy from Robber Robert! Here he is with gray-ish skin, and a bashful blush across his face. His three red eyes, peer nervously to the right. He is sweating, and his mouth is open, revealing his sharp teeth. He has short, dark hair sticking up from the top of his head, and a spiky trail of hair down the back of his neck. Sparkles adorn the image.
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 27d
👽💥ROBBER/ROBERT update!💥👽
Chapter 1 Epilogue: page 15, mature readers only! 🔞
Read for free: robber-robert.com

Working as a security manager for an evil space mining company gets real old real quick, ESPECIALLY when it excludes you from the friends and family discount.
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · Sep 5
I'll be at SPX in Bethesda, MD next weekend!! I'll have a limited run of epilogue comics for sale (as well as the RR chapter 1 book and the Goodtime Galaxy zine!) Come see me!

I made this little bonus drawing for the info page~✨✨
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 29d
Made a little height chart for the most recent page. Triclops are definitely the most dense and powerful species on the moon, but Lorses take the cake in height and numbers.
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