CB
banner
realbowman.bsky.social
CB
@realbowman.bsky.social
Here for a good time not a long time
Blues Traveler was a ska band.
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
There should be a touch tunes for grocery stores.

Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Free Jazz implies the existence of “Restrictive Jazz” and possibly “Expensive Jazz”.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Two’s a meeting, three’s a hang.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Weird, but true: 2023 was a decade ago,
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The year is 2027, “Oh, Mary!” featuring Aubrey Plaza as Mary Todd Lincoln is on Broadway.
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Composing an email”

C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Works of pride, by self-called creators, with their premium on originality, reduce the Creation to novelty- the faint surprises of minds incapable of wonder.” -Wendell Berry

No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It should be illegal to use a laptop in public after 7:30pm
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“One battle after another,”

I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
October 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A lot of people think the TV show “New Girl” is about the will-they-won’t-they romance between Jess and Nick.

Bzzt, wrong.

It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still time to get down with The Autumn of Scat
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Things witnessed at the Ekko Astral show:

-Someone getting a dress shoe autographed.
-A circle pit AND line dancing.
-The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant

St Louis, real as always.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We’ve had the summer of ska, now it’s time for the autumn of industrial.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Taylor Swift I know you read my skeets…

Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Find me in the club gettin’ wistful.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Working “New Yorker” hours (10am-6pm)
September 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just figured out the cure to male loneliness: casual chit-chat on the phone.

(ABC-always be calling)
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Most hilarious timeline would be the Supreme Court overturning the 22nd amendment, he runs for a 3rd term…and so does Obama.
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I do not want to partake in a meal delivery service, but I would absolutely pay $500/month for access to a municipal cafeteria.
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, I’m ready to join the war on weather.

I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
High temps in the 90s this weekend, meanwhile it’s a perfect 72 in Chicago.
September 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Calling it now:

The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Ah, September!

Or as I like to call it, Somber April.
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by CB
What I want to say is that the past is the past,
and the present is what your life is, and you are capable
of choosing what that will be, darling citizen
So come to the pond, or the river of your imagination, or the harbor of your longing
and put your lips to the world
And live your life
#MaryOliver
February 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM