There is one specific employee at the 711 on my corner and you know when he’s working because the music coming from the outdoor speakers is *always* about uh… giving women oral pleasure and he’s so cool tbh. i think we’re getting close to hanging out

i just need the 20 ppl i interact w on twitter to join this i can’t make witty remarks and pass along stupid anecdotes on two platforms.

“‘Altered Beast’ was my father’s name! Please, call me Jacob.”

asked my father if he had any plans