Not even I could come up with a road grid this Demented www.reddit.com/r/simcity4/c...

Those No-Good Rascals, Ulysses the Wolf and Lucorio the Pokeyman, think they've thwarted my Master Plan to Buy Simslopolis! They're out of their minds not to sell it to me! Imagine how Great it will be when it's made over into VuTropolis! The Front Page needs more Vu Blue Denim!

I see Liddle' Quick_Violinist_4701 made a Brazilian Town in SimCity 4! Where are the Tremendously Huge McMansions? There needs to be More Gold! www.reddit.com/r/simcity4/c...

I don't know anything about the person who caused Simslopolis to be down briefly this week, but I'm sure whoever it was is a Very Handsome and Cool Person!

Now Liddle' Wacky HalJackey is taking his Crazy Network Fixation to public transport! I even saw a screen shot with 18 Transit Lines in One Hub! Face it, no matter how many Lanes you Add, Bro, public transit still SUCKS! Simericans want Big, Beautiful Cars that can Go Anywhere!

Fractionally Angled RHW, huh? Call me back when there is a Fractionally Angled Seaport!

Maybe Top Cops should not Pop for Chopper until they can figure out how to get to the Far Corner of those Really Big Lots! We need to teach Sim Police how to Walk!

So many people are talking about Grid Busting! There is even an actual guy named EffTheGrid on Simslopolis now! So insane! We need to stop Demonizing and Cancelling the Grid! When did it become so wrong to be Orthographically Correct?! We need More Grids, not less! Make Cities Grids Again!

I saw on Discord that Liddle' Lucorio Boricua bulldozed a Whole Neighbourhood for a new RHW Interchange! So much for NAM Transit Options! Even the so-called Very Best People on Simslopolis can't resist Just One More Lane, Bro!

Someone should tell the very bad and wrong people over at Simslopolis that my Vu Ice Cream Truck serves only the Very Greatest Ice Cream! People like DeltaDart, who I rather call Delta DORK, say my Vu Ice Cream is pure evil! TOTAL FAKE NEWS! There will be hell to pay!

Still waiting for the High Definition BAT of my fantastic Vu Motors Dealerships! Buy my brand new Vu-Truck today! The Most Incredible Truck you've ever seen! Gets 15 gallons to the mile!

I hear the new Network Addon Mod 49 adds many new Very Large Bridges! Just more Total Hypocrasy from the very bad and wrong people at Simslopolis! So much for all those new NAM Transit Options — Just One More Lane, Bro! community.simtropolis.com/files/file/2...

Many people on Reddit are enjoying jef400's Recreation of a Rural Himwerd in Simcity 4! That's fine... if you like Farms! What this needs is a good Vu Sussy Biosludge Processing Plant! Lots of great Revenue for your City! www.reddit.com/r/simcity4/c...

The FAKEstream SimMedia keep saying that this is a Parody Account of Vu! They just want to farm Vu for clicks! They know Vu is Good Business! WE ARE GOING TO MAKE SIMNATION EVIL AGAIN!

Many people over at Simslopolis are looking for the Oldest Simcity 4 Lore! Somebody should tell them that there is No Lore without Vu! Just look at my Vu Tank and Vat, the most incredible Clean and Modern Industry anyone has ever seen! community.simtropolis.com/forums/topic...