Fabian
@realfatman.bsky.social
A raccoon that was turned into a human by a witch
I’m just the worst huh
May 18, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’m just the worst huh
Being alone feels so good for once. The thoughts are quiet and the sadness is faint. Maybe I’ll go look at the clouds.
April 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Being alone feels so good for once. The thoughts are quiet and the sadness is faint. Maybe I’ll go look at the clouds.
Hmmm why therapy when die is free
March 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hmmm why therapy when die is free
Guys I tried to text an internet friend and I think they’re for reals dead and I have no way of checking uggghhh uh oh feels bad!
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Guys I tried to text an internet friend and I think they’re for reals dead and I have no way of checking uggghhh uh oh feels bad!
I’m laying in bed and I can perfectly hear the neighbor’s low volume conversation…
God…
Forgive me…
God…
Forgive me…
February 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’m laying in bed and I can perfectly hear the neighbor’s low volume conversation…
God…
Forgive me…
God…
Forgive me…
Everyone at the restaurant today looked like bootleg versions of people from work
February 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Everyone at the restaurant today looked like bootleg versions of people from work
Finished rereading watchmen, man that’s a good book, I think it’s my single most loaned out book
February 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Finished rereading watchmen, man that’s a good book, I think it’s my single most loaned out book
Happy 14 year anniversary to me shooting my shot with my crush and her being so put off we stopped being friends
February 15, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Happy 14 year anniversary to me shooting my shot with my crush and her being so put off we stopped being friends
Just had a pizza so bad it’s making me take a good long look at my life choices and how to move forward
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just had a pizza so bad it’s making me take a good long look at my life choices and how to move forward
I gotta step up my game; when he was my age my dad was already on his third family
February 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I gotta step up my game; when he was my age my dad was already on his third family
How are you guys doing
Idk how to decide what to post on what app anymore
I just click on whichever one and start word vommitting
You guys ever notice I type like an NPC in a 90s RPG
Idk how to decide what to post on what app anymore
I just click on whichever one and start word vommitting
You guys ever notice I type like an NPC in a 90s RPG
January 16, 2025 at 5:40 AM
How are you guys doing
Idk how to decide what to post on what app anymore
I just click on whichever one and start word vommitting
You guys ever notice I type like an NPC in a 90s RPG
Idk how to decide what to post on what app anymore
I just click on whichever one and start word vommitting
You guys ever notice I type like an NPC in a 90s RPG
You ever think about how languages developed because enough people said words wrong and nobody stopped them
December 20, 2024 at 1:08 AM
You ever think about how languages developed because enough people said words wrong and nobody stopped them
I’ve been playing Pokémon blue on an actual old gameboy. You get used to the screen lol
People rag on Pokémon for being too old and sluggish compared to the new ones but at the time? It’s definitely a step above everything else that was out on gameboy at the time
People rag on Pokémon for being too old and sluggish compared to the new ones but at the time? It’s definitely a step above everything else that was out on gameboy at the time
December 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
I’ve been playing Pokémon blue on an actual old gameboy. You get used to the screen lol
People rag on Pokémon for being too old and sluggish compared to the new ones but at the time? It’s definitely a step above everything else that was out on gameboy at the time
People rag on Pokémon for being too old and sluggish compared to the new ones but at the time? It’s definitely a step above everything else that was out on gameboy at the time
Man getting wasted, eating fast food, and chillin with your dog is truly a 10/10 life experience
December 17, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Man getting wasted, eating fast food, and chillin with your dog is truly a 10/10 life experience
“Preview your tax refund to plan a debt pay down”
Why would I pay a corporation back while living in a country currently in its series finale
Why would I pay a corporation back while living in a country currently in its series finale
December 15, 2024 at 7:05 AM
“Preview your tax refund to plan a debt pay down”
Why would I pay a corporation back while living in a country currently in its series finale
Why would I pay a corporation back while living in a country currently in its series finale
God I love oversharing. I’ll never stop
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 AM
God I love oversharing. I’ll never stop
Man what do the Destiny players mean the game is stale, you have a quadruple-gilded title equipped, that’s like me complaining food is too greasy
December 12, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Man what do the Destiny players mean the game is stale, you have a quadruple-gilded title equipped, that’s like me complaining food is too greasy
Race-swapping anime characters? Sorry, I’m middle aged, I’m simply too old to have an opinion on that
December 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Race-swapping anime characters? Sorry, I’m middle aged, I’m simply too old to have an opinion on that
Holy SMOKES I am just filled with an insane amount of anxiety for no reason right now lol
December 10, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Holy SMOKES I am just filled with an insane amount of anxiety for no reason right now lol
Man I had to stop myself from eating a whole pizza
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
Man I had to stop myself from eating a whole pizza
I’m trying to go to sleep but the thoughts spiral and I start dreaming my insecurities and then I jolt awake lol. Too tired to do anything else though. I’m having fun here
December 4, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I’m trying to go to sleep but the thoughts spiral and I start dreaming my insecurities and then I jolt awake lol. Too tired to do anything else though. I’m having fun here
It’s been pretty easy to lose weight now that fast food has cut every corner and sucks now
December 3, 2024 at 9:53 PM
It’s been pretty easy to lose weight now that fast food has cut every corner and sucks now
Goodness I am high
But the boring kind where everything is slightly confusing and sound effects sound punchy
I just tried googling a big number minus a small number so I knew how far apart the new number was from the small number after I subtracted it from the big number
But the boring kind where everything is slightly confusing and sound effects sound punchy
I just tried googling a big number minus a small number so I knew how far apart the new number was from the small number after I subtracted it from the big number
December 3, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Goodness I am high
But the boring kind where everything is slightly confusing and sound effects sound punchy
I just tried googling a big number minus a small number so I knew how far apart the new number was from the small number after I subtracted it from the big number
But the boring kind where everything is slightly confusing and sound effects sound punchy
I just tried googling a big number minus a small number so I knew how far apart the new number was from the small number after I subtracted it from the big number
Ah man my cat died. homeboy was ancient but still lol this sucks
December 1, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Ah man my cat died. homeboy was ancient but still lol this sucks
Today a trumper remarked that the book I was reading on dictators could be a shot at trump. I didn’t say that!!! You did!!!
December 1, 2024 at 9:12 AM
Today a trumper remarked that the book I was reading on dictators could be a shot at trump. I didn’t say that!!! You did!!!