realgreatredshark.bsky.social
@realgreatredshark.bsky.social
Look, as a villain I know a plan to ruin someone's day. And a 24 hour 'boycott' of spending ain't it. Especially if people bought what they needed the day before or after. You gotta go a whole week/month for that to start being effective. We can be better at ruining millionaire's days, people!
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
People have been complaining about plastic vs paper straws. How about you people drink from the glass itself like an adult?
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Let me tell you, when a 20 year old is the IT tech and is having to teach you how to open an email and log out of a work computer, you get a real strong urge to go 'I was clearing my browser history to hide porn before you were even born'.
January 14, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Today's self-evil fact: A thin crust pizza only counts as half a pizza, so go ahead and eat the whole thing.
January 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
In my further attempts to stay out of political talks as much as possible, I am just going to comment that the snow today is pretty, and my cats are curled up watching it snow.
January 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Along with being the soon to be most famous supervillain to ever villain superly, I am also cursed with having amazing ideas for movies/shows and having no skills to actually manifest them. Like...I want to host a late night show. Bring in celebs and ask them what they'd do -for eeeeeevil-
January 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There is so much just pure, horrible, unadulterated evil going on in the world. Where is the sinister yet cartoonishly simplistic evil these days!? While we're at it, why hasn't Nascar given is a Wacky Races division yet? These are the questions that keep me up at night.
January 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I may not be a consistent poster, but I will say this site definitely has feel of a better place for vast communication than ol' Musky's dumpster fire. That being said, on to villainy. Shark Week needs to stop its sensationalism and get back to education! People need to learn about sharks!
December 1, 2024 at 3:27 AM
This is the first post for me on a social media that at least has given me a little hope in humanity, so let me introduce myself. I am The Great Red Shark! Aspiring supervillain, gamer, and your average everyday shark man. Also always looking for aquatic themed henchpeople.
November 16, 2024 at 9:06 PM