To do ... what ... ?? 👀

Pyamas! fantastic

Well, he got yeeted to the front garden, unceremoniously but without harm. Hope he eats a bunch of bugs!

Probably shouldn't have this magnet on the washing machine ...

3/n?

Then I put laundry in (washing machine in kitchen bc this is the UK) and only after it got going (thanks brain) I thought what if there was another spider in the drum and now my clothes are going to be coated in spider parts. 👀 🤔 😱

... Do you check your washer before putting anything in??

2/n?

They look like how an old vinyl record looks on a player when you squat down to be at eye level w the disc and you can see it warp and wave as it spins around bc it's not perfectly flat. (this is pleasant!)

You can't spell FIVE without a four in the middle

... ... ... but don't you ... ... ... I mean ........... you have to plug it back in??

the what -to- do -here is pretty black and white to me >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<

we would ! >squeak< >squeak< >squeak<

A woodlouse reenactment of They Might Be Giants' Apollo 18 album cover