Jared Gilman
@realjaredgilman.bsky.social
Actor guy and stuff, SAG-AFTRA. Maybe u saw me in moonrise kingdom, paterson, it takes three, susie searches, elsa & fred, lol angry neighbors, other stuff. Hopefully you’ll see me in 5 Days At Zooblin’s Bar and Steakhouse, and some other short films.
more people should actually watch the ending credits at the movies
October 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
more people should actually watch the ending credits at the movies
just saw Sirat, really great techno-laced desert thriller that gets pretty fucked up, but my mind is especially blown cuz I had no fucking idea that’s the main guy is the same actor that played the villain in Pans Labyrinth
October 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
just saw Sirat, really great techno-laced desert thriller that gets pretty fucked up, but my mind is especially blown cuz I had no fucking idea that’s the main guy is the same actor that played the villain in Pans Labyrinth
apple tv when it decides to crash right when I’m watching the new Scorsese doc
October 20, 2025 at 4:24 AM
apple tv when it decides to crash right when I’m watching the new Scorsese doc
Resurrection was pretty astonishing, I can’t fucking wait to see it again so I can maybe wrap my head around how Bi Gan pulled all that off, so many moments had my jaw drop and that was *before* the 40 minute oner, which was another insanely impressive feat in of itself
October 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Resurrection was pretty astonishing, I can’t fucking wait to see it again so I can maybe wrap my head around how Bi Gan pulled all that off, so many moments had my jaw drop and that was *before* the 40 minute oner, which was another insanely impressive feat in of itself
just caught @realgdt.bsky.social’s frankenstein in 35mm, had a couple wonderful audience members sitting near me, go see it in 35mm if ur lucky enough to be near a theater playing it that way
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
just caught @realgdt.bsky.social’s frankenstein in 35mm, had a couple wonderful audience members sitting near me, go see it in 35mm if ur lucky enough to be near a theater playing it that way
god I forgot how hard autechre’s elseq goes, this song feels like ur in a rave filled with ghosts or some shit
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
god I forgot how hard autechre’s elseq goes, this song feels like ur in a rave filled with ghosts or some shit
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
just pulled a fun late-night evil movie double feature
October 16, 2025 at 7:44 AM
just pulled a fun late-night evil movie double feature
there are boobs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
December 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
there are boobs everywhere for those with the eyes to see
okay but what about people who had active diarrhea within the previos 13 days
December 6, 2024 at 7:36 AM
okay but what about people who had active diarrhea within the previos 13 days
my photo of her // her photo of me
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
my photo of her // her photo of me
hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving today!!! clip is unrelated
November 28, 2024 at 9:48 PM
hope everyone is having a great thanksgiving today!!! clip is unrelated
phone users vs non-phone users (normal people) at the movies
November 25, 2024 at 6:54 AM
phone users vs non-phone users (normal people) at the movies
the winners of the competition, ladies and gents
November 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
the winners of the competition, ladies and gents
my gf just dragged me to a challengers lookalike contest, ama
November 24, 2024 at 8:25 PM
my gf just dragged me to a challengers lookalike contest, ama
this crazy egg just appeared in my gf’s apt, we’re gonna see if anything’s inside
November 21, 2024 at 6:56 AM
this crazy egg just appeared in my gf’s apt, we’re gonna see if anything’s inside
my gf just put on a 6-hour baby sensory fruit dancing video directly after i showed her A Serious Man
November 21, 2024 at 4:28 AM
my gf just put on a 6-hour baby sensory fruit dancing video directly after i showed her A Serious Man
“WE LIVE IN A VERTICAL WORLD”
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
“WE LIVE IN A VERTICAL WORLD”
ok here’s another bit involving the two leads and also the main guy’s boss who’s played by Ron Perlman (cont’d in the next post). there’s so many more funny things in this movie that I won’t spoil only cuz it seems like barely anybody has seen it. it’s very much worth the watch
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
ok here’s another bit involving the two leads and also the main guy’s boss who’s played by Ron Perlman (cont’d in the next post). there’s so many more funny things in this movie that I won’t spoil only cuz it seems like barely anybody has seen it. it’s very much worth the watch
ok here’s 30 seconds of dialogue from this movie in case u need more convincing. for some reason the movie was first titled Down before getting (rightfully) retitled to The Shaft btw, in case ur having trouble finding it somehow
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
ok here’s 30 seconds of dialogue from this movie in case u need more convincing. for some reason the movie was first titled Down before getting (rightfully) retitled to The Shaft btw, in case ur having trouble finding it somehow
nyc elevators are fucking dangerous, man
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
nyc elevators are fucking dangerous, man
BREAKING: dinosaur spotted in nj mall
October 8, 2023 at 1:03 AM
BREAKING: dinosaur spotted in nj mall
it’s the big dipster, barely visible
July 30, 2023 at 1:43 AM
it’s the big dipster, barely visible