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Jason Schock
@realjasonschock.bsky.social
I dunno anymore. Just a guy on this planet trying to do interesting things and raise good people.
Guys in masks and military gear, wielding assault rifles, riding around in unmarked civilian trucks and SUVs, pulling people out of their cars, arresting citizens, and summarily executing suburban moms.

Remind me who the "domestic terrorists" are again? #minneapolis
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Jason Schock
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” —George Orwell (1984)
January 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Disney+ account cancelled 👋🖕 #Disney #Authoritarianism #FirstAmendment
September 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
"Better design" by the dipshit who can't stop shouting in all caps 😆. Good luck with that!
August 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Attention American fighter pilots: when you launch for a strike mission is *not* classified info. I repeat: NOT classified. Good luck with that, and gawd bless America(n jingoes).
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Exited the smoldering remnants of Twitter yesterday. Not that I spent much time there anyway, or much time on social media in general -- it's not healthy for my brain, or humanity, if we're being honest. Anyway, here I be.
February 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
More beauties bound for our kids' lunches @ Green Acres Elementary

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Green Acres Life Lab on Instagram: "More beauties bound for our kids' lunches"
3 likes, 0 comments - greenacreslifelab on September 9, 2022: "More beauties bound for our kids' lunches".
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February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.” #FacebookDown
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hey, every person in a public bathroom while I'm waiting: what's taking so long in there?
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Attn. people who buy new camera, put similar used camera in box & return for full refund — only for me to buy it later: please catch ebola.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Obama would be even cooler if he did that slow cocky pro-athlete jog out to the #SOTU podium and just hi-fived everyone along the way.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Wait, Bono plays guitar?
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Chiropractor causes stroke from neck manipulation, kills healthy young man. (ProTip: Chiro is medically unfounded.

kfor.com/2014/11/03/30-…
30-year-old dies after visit to the chiropractor
ADA, Okla. – 30-year-old Jeremy Youngblood was young, vibrant and attacking life head on when he died. Linda Youngblood is haunted by the fact that when her son Jeremy went to a chiropractor …
t.co
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Crazy spin/wreck right in front of me in rain on CA-17 (aka The Luge). Dodged it like a boss. Thanks for all the practice, @24HoursOfLeMons!
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In sep. of church & state argument, one group steps up to play devil's advocate. I mean literally advocating Satan.

orlandosentinel.com/features/educa…
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cops use wish lists when deciding which of your things to seize, and this can be without charges ever being brought.

nytimes.com/2014/11/10/us/…
Police Use Department Wish List When Deciding Which Assets to Seize (Published 2014)
Police officers and prosecutors give tips on civil asset forfeiture, the practice allowing the government, without ever filing a criminal charge, to seize property believed to have ties to crime, in seminars across the country.
t.co
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Perhaps 50% of social media companies' workforce are looking at horrific things all day (so that you don't have to.

wired.com/2014/10/conten…
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"If you excl. people you don't want to hear from, you transform a mktplace of ideas into an echo chamber." #billmaher

youtu.be/w_SKvQf0PrM
WATCH: CAIR Rep on MSNBC to Debate Disinviting Islamophobe Bill Maher from UC Berkeley
CONTACT: CAIR National Communications Director Ibrahim Hooper, 202-744-7726, [email protected]
t.co
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Man & space stuff: Still not so great at this shit.

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February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
These guys missed the day in class when they learned NOT to use psycho-killer-looking stock art people. #DesignFail
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hm, Martian traffic a little down today. Europa loves them some @GangstaName but the latency really kills #WebPerf.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ugh. Now I'm going to feel dirty every time I use #Github. Which is all the time.

techcrunch.com/2014/03/15/jul…
February 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Man, I would have liked to have been a fly on the wall watching *those* negotiations.#whatsapp

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February 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM