Bird Lawyer
@realjoenathan.bsky.social
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Native Scrantonian. Sloth advocate. Washington and Villanova Alum. Actual lawyer. Probably chaotic good.
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In a world of Brutuses, be a Casca.
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They're going to be forcing diuretics to try to deal with the runaway edema.
shoe.bsky.social
Time for an oil change
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Trump just openly acknowledging that he doesn't understand his Article II powers and that he's offloading them to his underlings.
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Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
They're just jelly that even antifa can manage to get laid and they can't.
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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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I heard they screened SAVING PRIVATE RYAN at the White House and Trump cried over all those poor soldiers who sacrificed their lives defending Normandy Beach.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
One brave nurse with a syringe and an air bubble...
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Also, I totally called this turn for her around the middle of last year.

She is a grifter through and through.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
I used to troll Brenda quite a bit on the old site. She tried to send her army of incels after me a few times.

She's handsome as an ox but half as smart.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Seattle based journalist-turned-hyper-anti-LGBTQ- right- wing-rage-baiter.

I used to troll her on the old site.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Kind of reinforces the sentiment that you came to the same term though, no?
realjoenathan.bsky.social
This is the way.

The moment I stop being amazed by looking at the world from 7 miles up, it's time to pack it in.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Just openly tearing up public infrastructure because it hurts their feelings.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
A war zone where only one side is shooting.
realjoenathan.bsky.social
So the administration that is allegedly Christian is now shooting priests with pepper ball ammunition just for fun.
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Here’s video of the incident
realjoenathan.bsky.social
This administration leans heavily on blonde women whose only response to substantive questions/valid criticism ranges from, "WELL, I NEVER!" to "HOW DARE YOU!"
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Oh dang!
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NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
realjoenathan.bsky.social
This is the GOP. No solutions. No thought to policy.

Just ripping rights away from citizens while they sit around on our dime, make cringeworthy jokes, and then congratulate themselves for how clever and funny they are.
acyn.bsky.social
Cruz: I hope I test negative for stupid

Kennedy: I talk in the book about the tattoo of the backstreet boys on your back.

Cruz: Look, I can't help that you don't want to reach young people. I think young people are the future

Bondi: That would be on VP Vance's playlist
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Here are the 10 states that will see the highest premium increases for families that lose tax credits if Republicans refuse to act.

West Virginia 387%
Wyoming 382%
Alaska 346%
Tennessee 320%
Mississippi 314%
Texas 289%
South Carolina 285%
Alabama 284%
South Dakota 235%
North Dakota 234%
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Schiff: "You were asked whether you were firing career prosecutors just because they worked on January 6 investigations. You refused to answer that question."
realjoenathan.bsky.social
There's a legitimate chance he genuinely doesn't remember who Maxwell is here.

The man has had so many strokes at this point, his brain is complete swiss cheese.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump on pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell: Haven't heard the name in so long. I’ll take a look at it. I’ll speak to the DOJ. A lot of people have asked me for pardons.

Reporter: But she’s convicted of sex trafficking

Trump: I’ll have to take a look at it.
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Schumer: That issue that MAGA Mike keeps talking about—illegal immigrants getting health care. It’s an effing lie. The law says that federal dollars cannot go to illegal immigrants under Medicare, Medicaid, or the ACA.

And I said that to him in the room. I said, You’re lying. He smirked.
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Trump: I’m going to defy the constitution, threaten the union, and target my political enemies and innocent bystanders for fun!

Perry: Okay, but mind you, only until Thursday.
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Did Stephen Miller take office too...? I didn't see him on the ballot...
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Stephen Miller: "If you can't see that since we've taken office, there's been an organized, systemitized campaign to delegitimatize, dehumanize, threaten, impede, obstruct, and physically assault ICE officers in their duties, then I can't persuade you of it."
realjoenathan.bsky.social
Travis, I get that you're not a bright guy, but you don't get to ignore the Constitution because you want to accomplish a policy goal.

Otherwise the Constitution is meaningless.
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Ten years and five months apart
Greg Abbott & @GregAbbott_TX
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I've ordered the Texas State Guard to monitor Jade Helm 15 to safeguard Texans' constitutional rights, private property & civil liberties
2:21 PM • 4/28/15