Hiding in the Attic
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This is what he was impeached for the first time — threatening to pull money to Ukraine if they didn’t help him cheat in his election — and Adam Schiff warned everyone he’d start doing the same to state governments. He warned of nearly exactly this present situation as a hypothetical
December 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is what he was impeached for the first time — threatening to pull money to Ukraine if they didn’t help him cheat in his election — and Adam Schiff warned everyone he’d start doing the same to state governments. He warned of nearly exactly this present situation as a hypothetical
AI already taking another job from hard working People of the Year
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
AI already taking another job from hard working People of the Year
Makes sense. Like you, I do not apologize for asking. (Everyone was thinking it.)
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Makes sense. Like you, I do not apologize for asking. (Everyone was thinking it.)
That’s very nice. Also are you named after The Simpsons?
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That’s very nice. Also are you named after The Simpsons?
At first I thought the “ghost” was a metaphor for the struggle to maintain your integrity in the face of the lure of corruption. But the article clears things up: Adams literally believes there is a ghost in that house.
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
At first I thought the “ghost” was a metaphor for the struggle to maintain your integrity in the face of the lure of corruption. But the article clears things up: Adams literally believes there is a ghost in that house.
“someone trying to win a gold medal in not having dementia”
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“someone trying to win a gold medal in not having dementia”
If it was good enough for the Ancient Romans, it’s good enough for the federal government
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If it was good enough for the Ancient Romans, it’s good enough for the federal government
It’s hilarious that he thinks this totally delusional rambling wall of words will convince people he’s in perfect shape mentally
December 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s hilarious that he thinks this totally delusional rambling wall of words will convince people he’s in perfect shape mentally
When I make gingerbread MEN I make sure they each have normal sized gingerbread penises (not too big, women actually prefer smaller they assure me) and saggy gumdrop balls. So that the children learn the right lessons about gender.
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
When I make gingerbread MEN I make sure they each have normal sized gingerbread penises (not too big, women actually prefer smaller they assure me) and saggy gumdrop balls. So that the children learn the right lessons about gender.
They want you to know they won’t stand for gingerbread immigrants
December 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
They want you to know they won’t stand for gingerbread immigrants
IS that what gangstas do?
December 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
IS that what gangstas do?
Their ideology is just that they want to be allowed to be hateful and cruel
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Their ideology is just that they want to be allowed to be hateful and cruel
She always could have given her dog something tasty that wasn’t toxic to dogs
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
She always could have given her dog something tasty that wasn’t toxic to dogs
“You’re such a Grinch! You ARE 53 aren’t you?”
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“You’re such a Grinch! You ARE 53 aren’t you?”
I feel like I could make this work for me
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I feel like I could make this work for me
The other thing Tom Cotton claims is that the survivors could have radioed for help …yes they could have tried to be rescued and not die. That’s not a hostile act. “We had to kill them or else they might not have died!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The other thing Tom Cotton claims is that the survivors could have radioed for help …yes they could have tried to be rescued and not die. That’s not a hostile act. “We had to kill them or else they might not have died!”
He keeps repeating this line. It’s totally bonkers. I don’t know what he’s even trying to get at. I guess that the survivors couldn’t have been afraid for their lives because they were working on their tan?
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
He keeps repeating this line. It’s totally bonkers. I don’t know what he’s even trying to get at. I guess that the survivors couldn’t have been afraid for their lives because they were working on their tan?
Biden was hands down the best President of the last 8 years
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Biden was hands down the best President of the last 8 years
Like, is FIFA going to keep up this charade next year too? They just created the prize to give it to Trump, and that’s now done, so will they continue annually? Will they give it to Trump next year too?
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Like, is FIFA going to keep up this charade next year too? They just created the prize to give it to Trump, and that’s now done, so will they continue annually? Will they give it to Trump next year too?
It’s really perfect for reading! No words to distract from your book, and you feel fancy af
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s really perfect for reading! No words to distract from your book, and you feel fancy af
Why the heck would someone take the time to tell you they don’t like your book? Just to darken your day? That’s a little psycho
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Why the heck would someone take the time to tell you they don’t like your book? Just to darken your day? That’s a little psycho
“I don’t get how you are gay because for me I only like p— and I do NOT like big hard d— and when I see two beautiful men going at it I’m not turned on at all I am straight. I am straight. What was the question?”
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
“I don’t get how you are gay because for me I only like p— and I do NOT like big hard d— and when I see two beautiful men going at it I’m not turned on at all I am straight. I am straight. What was the question?”
That’s the problem with Superman in the stories as well. He’s so overpowered everyone else is irrelevant. In one Justice League movie the heroes are losing because Superman was incapacitated. Then the conflict is solved deus ex machina when Superman suddenly gets better and wipes out the baddies
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That’s the problem with Superman in the stories as well. He’s so overpowered everyone else is irrelevant. In one Justice League movie the heroes are losing because Superman was incapacitated. Then the conflict is solved deus ex machina when Superman suddenly gets better and wipes out the baddies